funny stuff(spoilers may pop up)

chrishalomaster · Post by **chrishalomaster** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:17 pm

ok...i made this for funny stuff...the last thing i saw funny is when i asked handmaiden aboput atris. and eventually you get an option to say

"pulling a Bindo"

i think thats funny especailly since the next reply you have is "bald guy . long story"

post what you think is funny.

Ferris Wheel · Post by **Ferris Wheel** » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:32 pm

When Atton says that Krea might have been beutifull once and you get to say that he: "Must have taken to many blastershots to the head" (It goes something like that).

Bada-Bing-Boom · Post by **Bada-Bing-Boom** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:54 pm

Atton: "Anybody else catch that? all i understood was 'very'"
Bao-Dur: "I think he wanted us to give up the General to his poorly trained collection of bounty hunters"
Atton: "Oh. Well that explained it. which one do you want?"
Bao-Dur: "I'll take the stupid one, who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance."

that was great.Nar Shadaa duros zhug bounty hunters.

chrishalomaster · Post by **chrishalomaster** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:03 pm

yea the nar shaada one was pretty good

Darth Nilly · Post by **Darth Nilly** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:37 am

Anything by HK47 especially if he uses the term "organic meatbags".

Making those guys on Nar Shadda jump in the pit and finding out that Bao-Dur likes you for that...

Being given Force Crush by the same character you can later kill with it. Without taking any damage yourself. :mischief:

walterd140 · Post by **walterd140** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 2:36 am

Talking to Keria about handmaiden & you get an option to say something like "Hey, I'm not going to run up her loading ramp"

Also Mira dising you with the "your old enough to be my father" line.

Walter

chrishalomaster · Post by **chrishalomaster** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:11 pm

"charging her up the loading ramp."

is about visas marr

Zefie · Post by **Zefie** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:49 am

Atton: Well, good thing it's not a trap!
Disciple: No, Atton, I think it may be a trap!
Atton: Will you lighten up for one second?

I couldn't believe the Disciple said that:laugh:

Darth Nilly · Post by **Darth Nilly** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:32 am

I think the Handmaiden also says it (if you don't have the Disciple) but yeah, duh!! :laugh:

No sense of humour those two (H & D), unlike Atton.

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 1:45 am

The funny part about KOTOR 2 is when you have to find a way into Vogga the Hutt's quarters and you have to talk to some Twilek down at the cantina who deals with dancers. Since he said that he needed a dancer in order for me to get an audience with Vogga, I need to use one of my female party members to do so. Then I had a rather silly idea of offering Kreia up as a dancer just to see how he would react. This is how the conversation went (I might not be accurate since its been a while but I'll do my best to stay the course):

Twilek guy: Erm...no offense but I think you're a little too old for this. We need a more younger girl to dance for him.
Kreia: None taken.

:laugh:

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:07 am

Bada-Bing-Boom wrote:Atton: "Anybody else catch that? all i understood was 'very'"
Bao-Dur: "I think he wanted us to give up the General to his poorly trained collection of bounty hunters"
Atton: "Oh. Well that explained it. which one do you want?"
Bao-Dur: "I'll take the stupid one, who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance."

that was great.Nar Shadaa duros zhug bounty hunters.

That one is indeed one of the fun comments in the game

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:52 am

Bada-Bing-Boom wrote:Atton: "Anybody else catch that? all i understood was 'very'"
Bao-Dur: "I think he wanted us to give up the General to his poorly trained collection of bounty hunters"
Atton: "Oh. Well that explained it. which one do you want?"
Bao-Dur: "I'll take the stupid one, who decided to threaten us rather than shoot us when he had the chance."

Agreed. That is one of the funniest conversations in the game. :laugh:

Revan Spirit · Post by **Revan Spirit** » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:58 pm

ive always liked (though this 1s very hard to get)

HK in (bastila's voice): oh master i am sorry let us stick our slimey mucas covered lips together in the cargo hold. :laugh:

or something like that

i also really like the mira saying "if we started bunking together id have to give the other girls around here a good beating to keep them in line" or somethin like that

walterd140 · Post by **walterd140** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:20 am

Loading ramp thing was about Visa. Thanks Chris

Play as a female & in Telos you find the miners suit. Tell Atton what you found & he says something like "That's too bad". I figured him for a perv from that point on

Walter

chrishalomaster · Post by **chrishalomaster** » Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:17 pm

no problem

and atton and the miner uniform that is pretty funny as well

DarthMalevolent · Post by **DarthMalevolent** » Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:12 pm

I thought this conversation between the dark side Exile and HK-47 was hilarious:

HK-47: Statement: Master, I must say it is a pleasure to be working side by side with you.

Guht'n Uul Biiphun: And why is that?

HK-47: Statement: Just when I believe my photoreceptors have recorded the last potential aspect of your cruelty to my memory core, you commit a new atrocity that leaves me analyzing it's impact for days.

HK-47: You are like a delightful random cruelty generator, master, poisoning all you touch with your presence. You are a testament to all organic meatbags everywhere.

Guht'n Uul Biiphun: Stick with me - you'll pick up a few things.

HK-47: Statement: I have already learned a great deal, master, and I am anxious to learn more of lying, betrayal and new ways to harm innocents.

Drunkside · Post by **Drunkside** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:28 am

walterd140 wrote:Loading ramp thing was about Visa. Thanks Chris

Play as a female & in Telos you find the miners suit. Tell Atton what you found & he says something like "That's too bad". I figured him for a perv from that point on
Walter

I think he says this: DAMNIT!!!!! I mean... uh it was wery unhealthy to have a half naked ex-jedi running around here...unhealthy for the DROIDS i mean..

Or something quite close to that