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Things the townfolk should say

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Things the townfolk should say

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List some things you think would be funny to hear from some NPCs.

I think that when you're really evil and you start flirting with a female NPC, they should start screaming "RAPE!" and the guards come running.
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robc_626 wrote: I think that when you're really evil and you start flirting with a female NPC, they should start screaming "RAPE!" and the guards come running.
Erm, isn't that a little too extreme? :confused: I think it would be much better if the female NPC said, "Get away from me," rather than scream, "Rape!"

As for NPC responses, I'll leave this up for Lionhead to do as I can't think of any good responses for the townfolk. However, I would like to see people run away from you (fully evil) and scream, "Run!" whenever you come into town. ;)
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I think it would be cool if the NPCs were a little bit more in tune with what is going on rather than saying stuff about a quest you did ages ago.
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yeah....I got pretty tired of hearing everyone clapping for me then saying you killed your sister
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superbob263 wrote:I think it would be cool if the NPCs were a little bit more in tune with what is going on rather than saying stuff about a quest you did ages ago.
I agree. I find it queer and slightly irritating to hear the townsfolk keep on mentioning past quests whenever I completed new quests. It's like they did not keep themselves up to date or something.
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i think heros with low renown, npcs who are female say,

you think your a 'ero? Pfft, see (insert good hero's name)

and males say,

Hero? look 'ere ted, more like zero
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Good guys

I haven't seen any good guy respones yet. I got 3

1. Good and attrative a girl flirts by saying " Like the shinin light of Avo he is!"

2. Good " I can't believe you saved (insert number of random traders you walked by and saved at a random interval) traders! Wow you must be a good guy!

3. Good and surrounded by little kids " Wow mister, why are you so shiny?"

:laugh: Just a few to throw in for me
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