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ABC for barbarians

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ABC for barbarians

Post by Nerevar Reborn »

All morrowind players should remeber this book and what happened accordingly on the forum. So i think we should update it and revive it but this time its for oblivion! Ill start
A is for Assination
So i hear that the dark brotherhood assinated an elf.
I hear you smell.
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B is for books, (or lack therof :( )
[QUOTE=Tricky;914030]I want the world to become more appreciative of carefully constructed spam. The art of saying absolutely nothing with many beautiful words is the closest you can get to poetry without meaning. That's life, really. Spagnificant.[/QUOTE]

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C is for Cyrodiil.
Boo will have clean wood shavings you evil bastards! -Minsc

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D is for Daedra
So i hear that the dark brotherhood assinated an elf.
I hear you smell.
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E is for ebony.
Can the answer to this question be "No"?
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F is for Fargoth, who did not make it :p
[INDENT]'..tolerance when fog rolls in clouds unfold your selfless wings feathers that float from arabesque pillows I sold to be consumed by the snow white cold if only the plaster could hold withstand the flam[url="http://bit.ly/foT0XQ"]e[/url] then this fountain torch would know no shame and be outstripped only by the sun that burns with the glory and honor of your..'[/INDENT]
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G is for Great Gate Quest.....poor fargoth hehe i stole his ring.
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H is for Helmet.
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Oooh, ooh, I is for intelligence, or lack thereof. I would've said Indoril, but that doesn't apply to many barbarians
Get up, stand up. Come on, throw your hands up.
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J for Jab, what you do when hold sword and find Fargoth.
"That dead... whatever that thing was, is really gross, but Hawaii is still very nice."
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Hmmm . . . lessee - K is for

KILLING, which barbarians do best!
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L is for Lex Captin of the guard at thye Imperial City.....not for long tho ;)
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M is for Mages, who make amusing little squeaky noises when hit with an axe.
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N is for Necromancer
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Crap the letter O is way too hard.:laugh:
O is for Oblivion
[QUOTE=Tricky;914030]I want the world to become more appreciative of carefully constructed spam. The art of saying absolutely nothing with many beautiful words is the closest you can get to poetry without meaning. That's life, really. Spagnificant.[/QUOTE]

The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
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M is for Mankar Camron, the super awesome Villain of Oblivion!
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N is for Nirnroot, the eleusive plant.
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P is for Paradise
So i hear that the dark brotherhood assinated an elf.
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Ah crud, Baron Zemo messed me up. Anyways, Q is for...um...

Quilted Doublet?
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R is for Ruins
Why am I fighting to live, if I'm just living to fight?Why am I trying to see, when there aint nothing in sight? Why am I trying to give, when no one gives me a try? Why am I dying to live, if I'm just living to die?
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