Chicken Kickin' or, "Why the SPCA hates me"

[Balphezar]

Okay, if you own Fable:TLC, you're no stranger to the Chicken Kickin' Minigame, from which you can win one useful item and two not-so-useful, but still amusing items. (Highlight)

Spoiler

Chicken Hat, Silver Key, and Cock Call Expression

But after you're done that, you think "Well, surely there's a way to make this even MORE amusing?"

Y'didn't? Then maybe I'm just a sick, twisted... well, y'know. In any case, I present Chicken Kickin' Pinball. I game I and three other people invented.

Object: Kick a chicken, doesn't matter which one or where, (they all have the same aerodynamic, elastoballistic properties) and try and hit as many objects, buildings, or people as possible.

OR

Try and send the chicken somewhere interesting or potentially fatal.


So far I have a record of 6: I kicked a chicken into a barn in Bowerstone Quay and had it ricocheting off the inside walls.

That, and Kicking the chickens up onto the walls of Bowerstone Quay or out to sea in Oakvale is always good for a laugh.

"Chickens seemed to have learned how to fly, but they still need work on swimming..."

So tell us: What's your record/funny story for chicken abuse?