Wednesdaynight lameless (semi spoiler)

[AvatarOfLight]

I was looking into various Baldur's Gate character pages on wikipedia when I came across an odd bit of information. It appears Firkraag and Winnie the Pooh are in fact voiced by the same person: Jim Cummings. So I started joking about it with a friend and we thought up a (in our opinion) rather funny scenario.

Requirements (gear):
1x CD containing Baldur's Gate II - Battle Score 13 (Dragon!).mp3
1x Composite Longbow
1x Arrow (enhancement bonus dependent on your skill)
2x Longsword +2
2x Brave soul

Location:
Any Winnie the Pooh, Disney or Jim Cummings convention



THE PLAN

Phase 1
Make your way to the convention center and enter it by any means necessary. Considering the rareness of the above mentioned gear at your location, it might be wise to stick to the shadows and avoid encounters.

Phase 2
Locate the main audio and lighting room by means of either interrogation or basic map reading. Subdue the occupants by force. Insert the CD containing Baldur's Gate II - Battle Score 13 (Dragon!).mp3 into the CD player, have it looped and of course have it broadcasted throughout the entire building. Bar the door before departing.

Phase 3
In the following confusion you should have no trouble making your way to the main convention hall and spotting your target, cleverly disguised as a yellow bear by powerful illusions. Now would be a good time to plant an arrow in the fiends back. FOR GODS SAKE DO NOT HARM THE INNOCENT CHILDREN. They know nothing Firkraag's true nature, concealed as he is by said illusions.

Phase 4
Having used well (hopefully not wasted) the element of surprise, the time has come to charge. Should the fiend open his mouth, do not neglect to frantically scream for people to take cover from its fire breath. Once you are in melee range is to prudent to finish him off before can speak again (he will of course attempt to cast a spell on you). Several well aimed swings should but an end to his miserable life.

Phase 5
Congratulations! You have done well to have come so far. There are but a few details left.
-Proclaim the threat has been dealt with and everyone can go about their business.
-Search the corpse for Carsomyr and state your disappointment in it's absence.
-Ask your companion if he dinged (You don't feel stronger!?).
-When security comes to take you away, proclaim yourselves to be Knights of the order of the Radiant Heart and as such, one of them.

[Chippox of Doom]

haha, great read =)