funny moments in kotor

SA 128 · Post by **SA 128** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 3:47 pm

what did u guys find funny in kotor? i was laughing so hard when at the sith academy entrance with mekel and the 3 hopefuls, i convinced one of them to attack the guard and he got killed in 2 seconds.:laugh:

Caden · Post by **Caden** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:29 pm

"It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"
-HK-47

seejai · Post by **seejai** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:36 pm

well after i accidently killed carths son dustil (carth helped) every time i tried to talk to carth hes like we have to find dustil and i was like no we killed him remember?? i think he was in denial.... i thought it was funny though

SA 128 · Post by **SA 128** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:45 pm

those dialogues with bastila were also funny

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:14 pm

The part where Bastilla used her force powers to trip up Mission.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:38 pm

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Jedi Guardian · Post by **Jedi Guardian** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:40 pm

i thought a bunch of Dialouge from Jolee was funny especially when you tell him never mind.....

mr_sir · Post by **mr_sir** » Tue Jun 26, 2007 10:15 pm

Jolee's story about destiny, where the guy's destiny turns out to be being sucked into the engine vent, which just so happened to then kill the person he thought his destiny was to kill :laugh:

Sith Dog · Post by **Sith Dog** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 10:43 am

"Oh, I get it. Let's play with the old man's head, is it? He's half-senile, he'll forget I said anything! Wait, uh, what was this about, anyway?"

He would say this every you time you said just forget it or something.

"Let's just say that I was a strapping young lad with a head full of hair, and Coruscant was a small town with a well, heh heh."

This was a really funny thing, just imagine Jolee standing there next to a well in Coruscant. Ha!

"Now let's get moving, shall we? If you stood still for so long in Kashyyyk, a tach would eat you!"

Jolee was such a funny character.

riotfellow · Post by **riotfellow** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:42 pm

The dialogue with HK when you have purchased him was quite funny and also the dialogue(to the best of my memory):

HK: There is a small distinction between the killer and "killee".
PC: I don't think "killee" is a word.
HK: Damn it Master! Im an assassin droid, not a dictionary!

:laugh:

SA 128 · Post by **SA 128** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:07 pm

HK-47: "Query: Can I kill him now, master? I would like ever so much to crush his neck, just a little. It is a long-time fantasy of mine."
Revan: "Maybe later."
HK-47: "You hear that, meatbag? I will be back!"

HK-47: "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such."
Revan: "You just called me a meatbag again!"
HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea."

very funny!:laugh: :laugh:

Drunkside · Post by **Drunkside** » Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:09 am

The part in which the sith academy master says his line about gettin prestige and HK jumps in and says : Master we could start by killing all meatbags in this academy. That would give us a lot of prestige, wouldnt it?

Thr jolee and his destiny story is also veeeery funny and that bastilas: come on now FOOL, kiss me. It got me laughing for some reason.

Jack'o Blades · Post by **Jack'o Blades** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:36 am

mr_sir wrote:Jolee's story about destiny, where the guy's destiny turns out to be being sucked into the engine vent, which just so happened to then kill the person he thought his destiny was to kill :laugh:

lol i heard about that and i was laughing so hard that must have been ironic as heck. :laugh:

Darth Revan JR. · Post by **Darth Revan JR.** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:34 pm

Elise's droid on Dantoine is funny
"I am a personal assistance Droid"
"personal assistance droid?"
"you don't want to know."
O_O...

Obi-Wan-Evan · Post by **Obi-Wan-Evan** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 7:26 pm

Pretty much anything that HK and Jolee said.

eijsvogel2 · Post by **eijsvogel2** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:12 am

Obi-Wan-Evan wrote:Pretty much anything that HK and Jolee said.

True, but i dont really talk to Jolee

rather whit Hk whit his roflmao story's of killing thousands of people :laugh:

but when bastila asks somthing about you,
:laugh:
Q:what is your age? A:3,012 healty living you know.
Q:Where are you born? A: kashyyk (i am not sure about this Q the funny answer) i am a wookkie in human form. cant you see?

but if you do funny she doesnt asks more questions
:laugh::laugh::laugh::devil:

Jazz.z · Post by **Jazz.z** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:02 am

Apart from HK meat bag references speaking to Carth can bring up some funny reply.

"All these Jedi talks and I am being left out of the loop"
"You were born out of the loop, Carth"

or when you get to insult him if your character is a female by saying "lobotomised Gamorean".

look!username! · Post by **look!username!** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:18 pm

One of my favourite bits was meeting Lashowe on Korriban, Carth and Jolee's reponses to her are brilliant. I don't think I'm quoting perfectly but you get the idea:

Lashowe: Do you know how many sith are on this planet?

Carth: Is this a raffle? How many guesses do we get?

Lashowe: Do you know how many sith are on this planet?

Jolee: 12? No, wait! 13!

Or when Bastila's asking you the questions:

Bastila: Where do you come from? (or something like that)

PC: I'm a Hutt in human form plotting to overthrow the republic.

Kayos · Post by **Kayos** » Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:54 pm

Jazz.z wrote: or when you get to insult him if your character is a female by saying "lobotomised Gamorean".

hahaha! oh man that is terrible! i forgot that female revan says that to him... dont they start talking about spanking each other after that? because carth says she being a "bad girl" or something... makes you wonder about carth a lil bit...

i dont remember... i find playing as female is just... boring. plus i like the whole antagonizing bastila thing... lol