Who is responsible for this?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 6:35 pm

I log in, and lo and behold there are several thousand old members making appearances. Is this a festive thing, and if so, what did you bring me? I swear I felt like I was about five years earlier than it is. Not that I would turn down being a few years younger and all, but this is too much for a coincidence. I can only assume Nippy is behind this. He was the first to show up again I think. Does he have followers now? Has he become the head of a massive corporation of older members? Is he a threat? Or is it truly a coincidence and simply a sign of the apocolypse? I must know, because if so I would not like to be caught shorthanded in the impending fires of Hell without marshmellows.

And where are all the women at, you'd think at least some of these returning people would be female.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:26 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:And where are all the women at, you'd think at least some of these returning people would be female.

Do you mean, people who were female, and female upon returning? Or people who were something else, say, male, or possibly paramecia, and should have become women? Please elucidate.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:39 pm

Maybe BS expects them to have all underwent gender surgery for his express benefit... most selfish of him, I must say...

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:05 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:I can only assume Nippy is behind this. He was the first to show up again I think. Does he have followers now? Has he become the head of a massive corporation of older members? Is he a threat? Or is it truly a coincidence and simply a sign of the apocolypse? I must know, because if so I would not like to be caught shorthanded in the impending fires of Hell without marshmellows.

Who knows, maybe Nippy has a Paladin cult following now...

But I think you should be relatively safe. Paladins don't normally send people to hell. :mischief:

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:21 pm

Sensei, lest you forget...

...Nippy is a COMMrade.

It's called "The Power of COMMunication."

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:32 pm

Mind if I ask what COMM stands for?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri Dec 14, 2007 9:54 pm

COMM is like spam, but louder (and with pseudo-religious overtones).

Like everything else, it's all Weasels fault.

prof. Moriarty · Post by **prof. Moriarty** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:08 am

Ah, then it is heresy. I will prepare the stake and the... eh... bonfire.

Deus Vult!
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dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:18 am

prof. Moriarty wrote:Ah, then it is heresy. I will prepare the stake and the... eh... bonfire.

Deus Vult!
P

You forgot the naked, sacrificial virgins. Trust me, Bloodstalker would probably appreciate a gesture like that

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:33 am

Bloodstalker wrote:Or is it truly a coincidence and simply a sign of the apocolypse? I must know, because if so I would not like to be caught shorthanded in the impending fires of Hell without marshmellows.

And where are all the women at, you'd think at least some of these returning people would be female.

Ah, the Four horsewomen of the Apocalypse: Strife, Guilt, Detox and Lust

prof. Moriarty · Post by **prof. Moriarty** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:32 am

Nope. That won't do at all.
But I might burn him too, when I'm at it.

So, I'll see you all at the barbeque as Rowan Atkinson said.

Deus Vult!
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Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:50 am

Ode to a Grasshopper wrote:<snip>
Like everything else, it's all Weasels fault.

Weasel was just at the right place at the wrong time. He's harmless and have never done anything wrong - he just got blamed for everything cause he was looking all guilty.... scapegoat thingy and all that. :laugh:

prof. Moriarty · Post by **prof. Moriarty** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:45 am

Meh... Works for me.

Deus Vult!
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Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:11 am

Xandax wrote:Weasel was just at the right place at the wrong time. He's harmless and have never done anything wrong - he just got blamed for everything cause he was looking all guilty.... scapegoat thingy and all that. :laugh:

Wait, so he didn't break that thread?!?! The lies I've been told!

Back to the topic, I'm voting that it's all one big coincidence, and is in no way related to anyone's plans for SYM domination

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fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:47 am

Xandax wrote:Weasel was just at the right place at the wrong time. He's harmless and have never done anything wrong - he just got blamed for everything cause he was looking all guilty.... scapegoat thingy and all that. :laugh:

Oh, yeah? How do you explain the sinking of the Titanic, then, smart guy?

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 12:17 pm

fable wrote:Oh, yeah? How do you explain the sinking of the Titanic, then, smart guy?

It wasn't Weasel's fault! Really, it wasn't... okay, who are we kidding here?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 2:32 pm

fable wrote:Do you mean, people who were female, and female upon returning? Or people who were something else, say, male, or possibly paramecia, and should have become women? Please elucidate.

Actually, I think I might just withdraw the question. After four months of researching Caesar and trying to make heads or tails of Latin, I would prefer not to think anytime soon.

@DW...what good are virgins anyway? They are not practical for what I want them for.

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:21 pm

dragon wench wrote:Maybe BS expects them to have all underwent gender surgery for his express benefit... most selfish of him, I must say...

While that might fit BS's practical needs, I'm not sure I would like to indulge him.

BlueSky · Post by **BlueSky** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 3:25 pm

Nightmare wrote:While that might fit BS's practical needs, I'm not sure I would like to indulge him.

Knowing BS, it doesn't surprise me...

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 4:03 pm

*nods head in approval* Good to see this thread has degenerated properly. No BS thread would be complete without mention of virgins and Weasel.

Disturbing...but oddly appropriate.