The Spam Van- free cookies for all!

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Tue May 08, 2001 12:56 pm

I fancied a new, non-alcoholic venue to discuss essentially nothing, i.e. to spam.

Special offers of the day include spamburgers, spamdogs and spamsandwiches. All with free cookies.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue May 08, 2001 12:58 pm

Erm,what would you do in a van??

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:00 pm

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:00 pm

I mean a van without outdoor seating, some plastic chairs and tables. Like at the side of motorways.

BTW do you have spam over there? They always used to give it us for school dinners and it was vile.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:03 pm

Vix: We had it for school lucches here *shudder*

*wanders over to Waverly's wet bar and fixes herself an alcoholic shirley temple.*

OOC: That's funny, what would a shirley temple be if it were alcoholic, I'm sure this is a stupid question

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:06 pm

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:06 pm

No, its not a stupid question. I don't even know what a non-alcoholic one is. Or a wet bar for that matter.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:09 pm

Why is Minerva drinking directly from the keg?

@Vix what kind of school was this that served lunch from a van and fed you spam. Are you sure it wasn't women's prison?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:10 pm

*watches as Waverly's eyes glaze over with the fantasies inspired by the words 'woman's prison'*

Vix: A shirley temple is 7-up and cherry flavoring I believe. I used to get it all the time as a kid at restaurants

(they stick a cherry on a plastic drink stirer just like in the grown up drinks!)

[ 05-08-2001: Message edited by: Vivien ]

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:12 pm

I'm not a spammer but after being at an inn a couple of times I really fancy the spamming van this time.
If somebody is so friendly to make me a cup of tea then we can begin discussing this:

A couple of days ago I read a shocking article about a British research group which reported that, due to financial trouble, almost 60%(!!!) of all British female students is working in the s*x industry?
How can this be possible (if true) in a civilized country?!?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:12 pm

Originally posted by Vivien:
*watches as Waverly's eyes glaze over with the fantasies inspired by the words 'woman's prison'*

ROFLMAO

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:13 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
<Minerva walked in, grub the keg of Guinness Waverly had installed, then drug it out from the van. Then she sat on the ground and began to drink...>

Feeling OK

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:15 pm

Weasel-I seem to be losing my ability to spam

(I don't think that I have it in the first place

)

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:16 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Why is Minerva drinking directly from the keg?

Because I am in need of Guinness.

@Weasel: Okay at the moment...

[ 05-08-2001: Message edited by: Minerva ]

vixen · Post by **vixen** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:20 pm

Nasty school. Not a woman's prison but an all girls primary school.

We had to say grace before every meal, but sometimes they had already started serving. Inevitably, on spam salad days I would start asking for the tiniest bit of spam there was, grace would start, and the teacher would just put huge amounts on my plate.

And we had to eat every last bit.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:27 pm

Brink: *hug* Cheer up

We all think you're a good addition here

*hug*

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:32 pm

Vivien-Wow,two hugs in a post

.Thanks for the hugs

.I'm just saying that I feel like I've lost my ability to produce spam

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:34 pm

@Brink: There is a nasty Darkparamecium infection going around and it's spread by hugs

Just say no to hugs.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:34 pm

Originally posted by Brink:
Vivien-Wow,two hugs in a post .Thanks for the hugs .I'm just saying that I feel like I've lost my ability to produce spam

Well I'm not going to give you a hug

but I believe you have the spam in you.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue May 08, 2001 1:38 pm

Weasel-Erm,you can hug your monkey instead

.

Waverly-Have you been infected with the DP disease as well??