HTD’s and You

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed May 09, 2001 5:21 am

HTD’s and You- what you need to know to survive hugging transmitted diseases.

Q: Can I get it from using a public restroom?
A: Yes, you most certainly can.

Q: How can I protect myself?
A: Abstinence is the only sure way, but if you feel you must hug, you should wear a rain slicker or a suit of armor.

Q: My internet friend wants me to hug, but I am not sure I am ready what should I do?
A: Swift kick to the yarbles.

Q: I hugged Viv, now I am worried I have an HTD, what are the symptoms?
A: Stiffness of the err..um.. joints, dry mouth, acute itching, and blurred vision.

Q: I have those symptoms, what can I do?
A: You must sacrifice a virgin and bathe in ginger ale.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed May 09, 2001 5:21 am

What the heck is HTD??

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 09, 2001 5:27 am

Xandax: Hug Transmitted Disease

You know you want to contract one

All the cool Symers are doing it

*hug*

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed May 09, 2001 5:31 am

Originally posted by Vivien:
Xandax: Hug Transmitted Disease You know you want to contract one All the cool Symers are doing it *hug*

Hug Transmitted Disease??????? - OMG

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Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Wed May 09, 2001 5:35 am

How many different HTD's are out there?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 09, 2001 5:38 am

Flagg: Hmmm...Waverly and Vixen discovered at least one yesterday. (they think it's from Darkpoet)

Waverly: *looks Waverly up and down consideringly* But...sweety, don't you WANT a hug from me?

josh · Post by **josh** » Wed May 09, 2001 6:05 am

I'm pretty worried about all this. Are there other forms of protection that does not involve a rain-coat or a suit of armour?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed May 09, 2001 6:09 am

@Josh: abstain!

@Viv: <dons yellow rain slicker> Of course I do, but just one

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 09, 2001 6:13 am

Waverly: Sorry, but hugs with a rain coat between .... it's like sex with 'it' between.

*Looks sadly at Waverly, and continues on her way, hoping to pass on the joys of HTD to others*

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed May 09, 2001 6:19 am

@Viv, by that logic: a t-shirt hug would be better than a sweater hug, and a naked hug best of all. Hey, actually I agree

I want this to be the best hug possible... still game?

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Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 09, 2001 6:31 am

Waverly: I see you got my opinion correct on this one

Back in character:
*Viv turns scarlet, mutters something about pushy and slaps Waverly across the face before striding away angrily*

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed May 09, 2001 6:38 am

Hey I went to the Doctors and he said I was clean.

@Waverly, You probably picked it up from all the sheep, that you love to play with.

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Wed May 09, 2001 6:39 am

poor darkpoet, he hasn't a chance to dodge this one.

good morning DP

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed May 09, 2001 6:41 am

Hi DP. No, I don't have it. I got slapped just as I was about to catch it

Best be careful, Vix is toting a can of Darkpoet Off.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed May 09, 2001 6:52 am

Waverly: Lol

Darkpoet: *hug* How are you this morn?

*knows that she's immune from anything Darkpoet's carrying*

leedogg: True, but you know Darkpoet

His motto: "Flame me, flame me! It's attention."

[ 05-09-2001: Message edited by: Vivien ]

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed May 09, 2001 6:56 am

Vivien hello, I'm fine. *hug*

@Leedogg, may two million fleas feast on your carcass.

Waverly now why would sweet Vixen want to be rid of me? What di you do to her?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed May 09, 2001 7:00 am

@DP I *helped* Vixen, who was distraught after learning of your furtive evil intentions and the nasty HTD you gave her. I would avoid the spray, if I were you...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed May 09, 2001 7:01 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
@DP I *helped* Vixen, who was distraught after learning of your furtive evil intentions and the nasty HTD you gave her. I would avoid the spray, if I were you...

Why what's in it?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed May 09, 2001 7:16 am

It's mosty bug spray, but I fortified it with cyanide...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed May 09, 2001 7:20 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
It's mosty bug spray, but I fortified it with cyanide...

I like cyanide.

Besides Weasels gong to get payback for spreading ugly rumors that, I'm more evil than you.
I think Weasel will be visited by..........