Your Grunt needs you...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 5:31 am

Join the Gruntboy Militia.

Hate your government?
Want to print your own money?
Like high explosives and automatic weapons?
Camoflauge suits you?

Then join up today! As long as you've enough money for your own burial we'll accept you.

Now hiring:

Privates, Corporals, Lieutenants.

Higher ranks reserved for experience.

NOTE: this organisation is in no way affiliated with the marines. Pants must be worn at all times

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu May 10, 2001 5:38 am

Corporals,

Higher ranks reserved for experience.

NOTE: this organisation is in no way affiliated with the marines. Pants must be worn at all times ....

This just might be what I'm looking for.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu May 10, 2001 5:47 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Join the Gruntboy Militia.

Hate your government?
Want to print your own money?
Like high explosives and automatic weapons?
Camoflauge suits you?

Then join up today! As long as you've enough money for your own burial we'll accept you.

Now hiring:

Privates, Corporals, Lieutenants.

Higher ranks reserved for experience.

NOTE: this organisation is in no way affiliated with the marines. Pants must be worn at all times

[ 05-10-2001: Message edited by: Gruntboy ]

I hate our current goverment - does this count?
Want to print money - eehh, how do you think I finanse my internet use

I like weapons of many kinds

And camo-suits, sure.

Military experience - yep

Pants on - well..... is there women members of your militia, because then I can't promise

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 5:53 am

Women are welcome Xandax, but whether any join...

But hey, with all that money we can get internet porn and dirty mags if it comes to the worst.

Weasel my lad, we offer a new identity for a new life.

Genenerl Grunt needs you.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu May 10, 2001 5:57 am

Well - I might be intersted - I love to blow things up - and shoot after socialistic people

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 6:30 am

I know how to print money.
I can make bombs, by using toothpaste, paperclip and toilet paper roll.
And I wear pants.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 6:34 am

Darkpoet is in

Assistant Nut First Class - after teaching bomb-making skills you will progress to 2nd LT. If you survive, you will gain 1st LT very quickly. SAH!

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 6:35 am

Done Suh!
You want to blow up Waverly's car SUH?

Manveru · Post by **Manveru** » Thu May 10, 2001 6:35 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Join the Gruntboy Militia.

Hate your government?
Want to print your own money?
Like high explosives and automatic weapons?
Camoflauge suits you?

Then join up today! As long as you've enough money for your own burial we'll accept you.

Now hiring:

Privates, Corporals, Lieutenants.

Higher ranks reserved for experience.

NOTE: this organisation is in no way affiliated with the marines. Pants must be worn at all times

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I hate my governemnt too

I love automatic weapons (

BOZAR ! Yesss

)

So this is something for Manveru

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu May 10, 2001 6:37 am

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
I know how to print money.
I can make bombs, by using toothpaste, paperclip and toilet paper roll.
And I wear pants.

Hmm - I think I've got a document where it says how to do that (make bombs, not wear pants - not many have figured that one out yet

)

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 6:42 am

Manveru - Gunner's mate 2nd class. Teach *our* mob (I maybe General, but I'm a benevolent dictator

) how to shoot automatic weapons and you'll be a Captain in no time. Did someone say "heavy weapons"?

Xandax - get that pants document and you're a colonel. There'll be no pantless shenanigans in this person's militia unless its between consenting adults (I'm not homophobic, so Foul, come on out and join up...

).

Asisstnat Nut DP - we may need to convert Waverly's car into a tank, just have to wait and see if he joins up too. GO blow something else up. At ease Gentlemen.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Thu May 10, 2001 6:43 am

I seem to have stumbled upon a military thread,what am I gonna do now??

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 6:47 am

Tic toc, the mouse went up the clock.
Tic toc, I shot the mouse with my Glock.
Tic toc, Weasel went in to the bathroomy.
Tic toc, the toilet went Ka-bloomy.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu May 10, 2001 6:50 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Manveru - Gunner's mate 2nd class. Teach *our* mob (I maybe General, but I'm a benevolent dictator ) how to shoot automatic weapons and you'll be a Captain in no time. Did someone say "heavy weapons"?

Hey - whom among us can't fire a fully automated assult rifle or machinegun??

Originally posted by Gruntboy:

Xandax - get that pants document and you're a colonel. There'll be no pantless shenanigans in this person's militia unless its between consenting adults (I'm not homophobic, so Foul, come on out and join up... ).

It will be hard, but I'll see what I can do

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 6:55 am

Grunty Suh. You think a 1975 AMC Pacer will make a good tank?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:00 am

ROFLMAO - no but we have to do our best. Bing trees and small acorns and all that cr*p.

We'll hang irons sheets on it and stick a carpet roll out the front to look like a 120mm cannon.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:05 am

We will have to darken all the windows on it.

Jack it up put puncture proof tractor tires on it.

Cammo paint.

30mm cannon. (Stolen from an A-10)

Grunty Suh. The vehicle is done Suh.
Only one problem, when the gun fires. It goes backwards 2000ft. Suh!

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 7:11 am

That's alright. We call that "strategic withdrawl"

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:01 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Like high explosives and automatic weapons?

Higher ranks reserved for experience.

NOTE: this organisation is in no way affiliated with the marines. Pants must be worn at all times

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Lets go

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu May 10, 2001 9:05 am

Alright, Craig just joined

Woo-hoo!

You can be Privates First Class Craig - DP is gonna teach you to blow things up, Manveru is gonna show you automatic weapons and Xandax is make you keep your pants up.

Be sure to call them Sir and salute lots.