Metalheart: Replicants Rampage Review
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Overall, MetalHeart is badly flawed, with moderately good looks and pretensions of greatness. So then, not unlike that other great Russian export, Anna Kournikova. What? Was that too bitchy? Okay, maybe that's a little hard on the game... In all seriousness, it's hard to find much to commend: it does have that certain car crash value, in that you want to play it just to find out just how bad it gets. However, even for people as bad and broken as I am, you can only derive a fleeting thrill from watching the carnage. Before too long you'll be glad it didn't happen to you, and that you can just cruise away into the distance before it gets too painful to look at.