A set of four photos on the BethBlog introduces us to the army of Nord statues Bethesda Softworks has commissioned for promoting the release of The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim in retail stores. Interestingly enough, they're not quite as intimidating as the Brotherhood of Steel statues.
Combat clearly isn't an option, so if I fail my social skill check, what sort of bribe do you think would be necessary to get one of those for my office?