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I don't know. It's some kid I've never seen, so I don't know where he found him.

I moved out in one hour because I don't have much stuff, movers were helping me and it's in the same building. My roommate was mad at me so he got someone else to feed him.

Hey everyone, I'm back, got some beer and some burgers. What's been going on?

dammit elf boy, go away! go back to your private chatroom and talk to yourself some more! I'm not dead, you stabbed a pillow cleverly disguised to look nothing like me! Anyway, everyone else, I have to go for like, 5 minutes cause I need to get some food from the store. I'm hungry. Bye all.

[QUOTE=Fiona]I'm fairly sure you've missed the point. a kingdom is not a democracy so you are disqualified for asking the question[/QUOTE]
you're right of course, what was I thinking. I have the crown, so I get to be king. My first order as king is that there is no non-alcoholic drinks allowed, so ...

Time for rum and heavy beer! I need to get drunk tonight, it's a curse wearing socks all day at work so bartender, get me a drink!

good job clubbing elf boy, he's now unconscious. I removed him to the stables, he will wake up with a large pile of horse poo in his face. Anyway, who should be king of this thread anyway? I have a plastic crown, the ruler should have it. Shots would be great, I'll have three shots of tequila and ...

I'm back, I finally finished, it actually didn't take to long, I don't have much stuff. I'm drunk now, I had to get drunk to take my special couch to my new apartment. Anyway, now the only person who will bug me in my life will be Lord Elf, and he's just a dumbo. Very profound insult, dumbo is.

he doesn't pay anything, and I'm not lying when I say he is 6'10 and 375 pounds. he gets what he wants. bye all.

my roommate hates other people. including me. he just doesn't beat me up because I'm the only person who gets him food. I'm moving out soon though, bigger apartment, normal roommate, and bigger rent. I hope my couch comes with me, Tony (my roommate) would totally ruin it. Just figured out when I'm ...

yes, well, I've never really had someone who preferred those drunk in my apartment, so I'm not sure. Maybe I should get someone in here to test it.

I am actually in constant danger, or I would be if the guy actually got out of his bed. He says he's decided not to do the 'getting up' thing. Good for me, but he won't let me out of the apartment unless it's to do something boring, and somehow every time I go somewhere besides where I say I'm going ...

Yes, yes it does. It's quite interesting. Too bad you can only see it when you're drunk. Hey, I have the solution, be drunk all the time!

And my life leads me right back here, to the spam factory. My life is so boring. I need a real life, instead of the one on my computer. Of course, it's hard to get a real life when your roommate seems to know everyone in the world from his high school, and he's beat up most of the people he knows ...

Hey, I'm back from cleaning floors, whats been going on? Has elfy posted anymore? If not, he probably went back to his private chatroom. Guess what it's called. Anyway, I'm bored. Does anything interesting ever happen in the world? I mean, seriousy, it's all war and strife and prostitutes, the most ...

Yeah, real funny. Gotta go now, floor cleaning and paper stamping awaits at the office, and I'm just bored enough to actually be on time today.

This isn't an elf only thread, and it's really not a roleplaying thread. It's a spam thread, elf boy, not your personal chatroom anymore!

Awesome new locale, working at the spam factory. minimum wage is better than being an office ***** like me. And don't laugh, office ***** is actually on my business card. My boss thinks he's so funny. Anyone got a place for me to work?

a better paying spam factory would be great, seeing as how I have no money and working at a spam factory would be alot better than where I work now.

Everyone seems to be hunting something, so I'm gonna be hunting....wait for it......I don't know yet.......be patient.........I'm hunting for ...

Seeya later elf boy. pfffff, he's probably going back to the chatroom I found him in. He was all alone in this chatroom he made on some site I've never heard of, and he was typing to himself. Having a conversation with himself. So I brought him here. I thought he was just insane enough to fit in ...