Funny lines in the game

Elevoros · Post by **Elevoros** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 3:56 am

It's really funny when Oghren is harrassing Leliana! he is asking her what do they wear in the chantry and moans every time Leliana replies innocently! She stops the conversation when he starts asking about what are they wearing beneath the robes!

GawainBS · Post by **GawainBS** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:33 am

Leliana when walking in Orzammar: "This is a nice place to stay and get a job. Sing a song, help the king get items from high shelves..."

hedgewizard · Post by **hedgewizard** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:25 am

Sten at the post-coronation: "Where is the cake? I was told there would be cake. The cake is a lie."

Also, (slight spoiler), when you meet

Spoiler

Anora disguised as a guard at the Arl of Denerim's estate

, you can tell her, "Aren't you a little short for a guard?" (obvious allusion to Star Wars there). And I was playing a dwarf, so she aptly responded "Is that supposed to be ironic?".

EvilEdwin · Post by **EvilEdwin** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:31 am

When you rescue Queen Anora and she emerges wearing a guards outfit you can say:

"Arn't you a little short for a guard?"

A reference to Luke Skywalker rescuing Leia.

Made me chuckle

hedgewizard · Post by **hedgewizard** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:34 am

EvilEdwin wrote:When you rescue Queen Anora and she emerges wearing a guards outfit you can say:

"Arn't you a little short for a guard?"

A reference to Luke Skywalker rescuing Leia.

Made me chuckle

Hahaha, I had just edited my post with that one.

EvilEdwin · Post by **EvilEdwin** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 10:35 am

hedgewizard wrote:Hahaha, I had just edited my post with that one.

I like the little Dwarf ammendment

Very cunning!

Oh, and that's not a pun either!

fullautomatic55 · Post by **fullautomatic55** » Wed Nov 25, 2009 6:44 pm

Alistair: Were you really locked in that cage for twenty days?
Sten: It might have been thirty, I stopped counting after awhile.
Alistair: That just seems like so long of a time to just sit there. What did you do for all that time?
Sten: I posed riddles to passersby and promised hidden treasure for correct answers.
Alistair: Really??
Sten: No.
Alistair: Aww I think you were on to something there

Thrandir · Post by **Thrandir** » Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:08 am

The lines between Leliana and Sten where she is calling him a big softy - especially the bit where she says she saw him patting the little pussy.

Like a few of the other posters I love Zevran's comments and Alistairs humour :laugh:

Mandalorianx · Post by **Mandalorianx** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 4:44 pm

Morrigan: you fear barberian will swoop down opon you
Alisthar: yeah (quietly) swooping is bad..

or alistair replaying to morrigan when ask him why he follows a new warden.
''could'nt you crawl into a bush somewhere and die?' that would be great thx''

and
A: Why do you always go on about how stupid i am?I'm not supid, am i?
M:if you need to ask the question
A: becuse it hurts my mannly feelings, or one of them.
M: then i'll be sure to writh you an apologi once this is over.
Ai was educated by the chantry, i studyd history, they dont make stupid templars.
M:then i most have been mistaken, i'm very impresed
A: no your not, you not even lisening to me.
M: my, you are smarter then you look after all, your chantry most have been very proud.

and when zevran give ''tips'' to alister how to plessure the warden and alister replay at the end
''Not listening! LA LA LA LA LA!''

Padawan · Post by **Padawan** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 3:59 pm

Elevoros wrote:It's really funny when Oghren is harrassing Leliana! he is asking her what do they wear in the chantry and moans every time Leliana replies innocently! She stops the conversation when he starts asking about what are they wearing beneath the robes!

but if you have Morrigan and Oghren in your party, she doesn't stop him there. She just pretends she doesn't understand what he's implying. After a while it seems as if he is a bit embarressed to say what he really wants to know (I don't remember exact words, but Morrigan is playing innocent). So he ends the conversation with "Are you naked under this robe?" to what she replies "what help will it be to you to know this?"...

phxhawk · Post by **phxhawk** » Mon Dec 28, 2009 7:20 pm

I about fell out of my chair when Leliana was blathering on to Morrigan about taking her shopping and how good she'd look in heavy velvet and on and on until finally:

Morrigan: "Would you stop looking at my BREASTS?? What's wrong with you??"

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:42 am

Leliana: Zevran, I saw you looking at that girl in town earlier. What did you think of her?
Zevran: My dear Leliana, which girl? I saw many and I watched them all.
Leliana: You know, the one with the... with the shoes!
Zevran: The shoes. Yes, good reference.
Leliana: Well, she also had blond curls worn in a long braid.
Zevran: A braid? Oh, that one. Yes, I remember her.
Leliana: So, what did you think? You seemed quite enthralled.
Zevran: Well, she was quite marvelous... except for the butter face.
Leliana: The butter what?
Zevran: Butter face. Everything's marvelous but her face.
Leliana: You're a bad man.

Is it bad that I lol'd?

stanolis · Post by **stanolis** » Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:53 pm

FYI: all/most of the companion conversations can be found at the dragon age [url="http://dragonage.wikia.com/wiki/Category

ialogue"]dialog[/url]wiki.