It turns out all those instances of Catholic priests fiddling with kiddies isn't down to [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/forums/speak-your-mind-16/catholicism-is-cool-just-has-bad-demon-infestation-117198.html"]a demon infestation after all[/url], no - according to Cardinal Tercisio Bertone, a 'top prelate', it's actually
[url="http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/04/14/2872943.htm"]all those darn gay priests[/url] giving the rest of God's faithful shepherds a bad name. It's not the celibacy (what could be more natural than denying one of the most basic biological drives we humans have?), not the doctrine of born into inherited guilt and sexual guilt especially, not even the simple fact that paedophiles are likely to gravitate to positions of trust where they have easy access to children, nope - it's those filthy homos again. You'd think they'd gotten the idea after getting their butts kicked in Sodom and Gomorrah, but noooo...here they are back to their old tricks.
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And really, isn't it obvious when you think about? I mean, [url="http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/dhbkirfm.jpeg"]who wouldn't trust a face like this?[/url]
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I can only assume those gay priests [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wft
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On a slightly more serious note, I totally appreciate that this is a doctrinal and/or organizational problem rather than a reflection of all individual Catholics, but really...can we just get Mah for Pope already so maybe instead of blaming gays or dodging the issue the RCC can just get onto the business of
actually doing something about stopping it?
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