Originally posted by KramoR:
<STRONG>Kramor flying his super ZFXVBSFDRS3859218 fighter jet. The most sophisticated fighter in the world, this plane had everything, but a bathroom.
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The marines call in the air-support. The special Grunt XB-1 is nothing *but* a flying toilet. Kramor is seriously out-shat and his flimsy fighter soon spirals seaward leaving a fecal trail behind it. Desparately trying to turn the windscreen wipers on, Kramor cannot pull up due to the vomit clouding his HUD and the used tampons clogging his instrument panel.
"EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!"
"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his pants for his friends."
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
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I better find the Ion cannon uplink device and install it here
Aye laddy ! Stay away from the red butto there ! It's for ejecting most annoying passenger. And the blue one is the EMP pulse cannon firing device, don't ever touch that before i said so !
last thing : No body is permitted here besides authorised crew, me and da Keptin, Comprende ????
The marines call in the air-support. The special Grunt XB-1 is nothing *but* a flying toilet. Kramor is seriously out-shat and his flimsy fighter soon spirals seaward leaving a fecal trail behind it. Desparately trying to turn the windscreen wipers on, Kramor cannot pull up due to the vomit clouding his HUD and the used tampons clogging his instrument panel.
*K' sees a faint radar signature of DPs whatever floating thingy*
AHA ! Fire the EMP !
*With the speed of DPs thingy compared with EMP area effect, DP took the EMP and stranded - uncloacked. K' grins - he can still listen to faint curses of DP*
Naw mateys prepare to launch that F-117A squadron to swoop the bllody toilettry !
as the blast shook the the last of the Bud Lights out of Ledoggs hand. he knows it's time to go to work!. "Dp came through on his end" he tought as he started down towards the missile bay. when he notices the galley, where G is preparing some mashed potatoes (looks more like super glue!), As G turns to to retrieve some water to attempt to thin them to an edible state, leedogg grabs a bowl of the putrid mixture and continues on.
Kramor's silky 'chute, smeared with urine stains, brings him to safety with a 'plop' in the ocean. Used condoms hang from his flight gear. He frets that the bleach stench will overpower him and that his "Top-Gun" leather jacket will forever smell of an 'Alpine Breeze'.
"Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his pants for his friends."
Enchantress is my Goddess.
Few survive in the Heart of Fury...
Gamebanshee: [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/"]Make your gaming scream![/url]
Leedogg finally made to the missile bay when he heard the swoosh sound of a launch. "Dammit, maybe they missed" he thinks. he peeks around the corner and see two of KidD goons standing guard. he picks up a piece of rust off of the floor (damn this boats held together by this stuff) and hurls it across the room. the gaurds turn to look as leedogg hit the first one with the bowl and grabs the other by the arm, he performs his tazmanian devil move and twists the goons arm off, then beats him to death with it . he uses the finger of the dead goon to enter the torpedo room. then he smears the glue-like paste into the luanch tubes. "this should put an end to torpedo launches. (evil laugh) i can't wait til KidD hit that botton again.(still giggling) he's gonna get the surprize of his life!"
Not understanding the true potential of Gwally's mashed potatos, leedog finds his hand is now stuck to the back of one of KidD's Torpedoes. Gosh, I hope they don't launch this one!
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
<STRONG>Not understanding the true potential of Gwally's mashed potatos, leedog finds his hand is now stuck to the back of one of KidD's Torpedoes. Gosh, I hope they don't launch this one! </STRONG>
leedogg expected this problem, so he had coated his hands with doc waverly's "wank lotion" he found in the dole room.
TIP-never try to type and watch an Adam Sandler movie if you don't want alot of typo's.
Unknows to lee, K' purposely let him take down those "guard dressed" waiters. As lee getting busy with the tubes, K' seals of the room and welded it real tight !
KidD to main control, switch off the controls for main torpedo tubes. Prepare for full sweep on internal intruders !
Dear Weasel... im having a lovly time on yer boat but i miss my dinosaur... yeyeye i know about the "no pets over 10 tons" regulation but could we please go back and get him?
He can eat our enemies!!!
A man that climbs a mountin once is a great adventurer.....
A man that climbs it twice is just plain stupid.......
Sailor (Via Handie) : Sir, got a trance of signature here. i think some one bailed out that toilet.
K' : Well, Have you launch those F-117 to blow that toilet ? OK now lets throw those smeely bloody fish, it surely attract the sharks nearby !
K' : KEPTIN ! Where the Heck R you ???
leedogg was prepared for such trickery. he knew bout the waiters (they were still wearing their uniforms under their disguises). he slid into a torpedo chamber that OSHA made weasel shut down(due to safety reasons- they said duct tape was not a suitable lauch tube ) as he slid out of the chute he grabbed the scuba gear that was magnetically attched to the hull, and swim off to check on DP. He noticed waverly's sub on the bottom of the bay and decided to check it out.
Off topic :
@lee : Don't you realize that Waverly sub got sank miles away ? Also now you got swarmed by sharks ! - PS the control for tubes being deactivated as power being cut off there
Originally posted by KidD01:
<STRONG>Off topic :
@lee : Don't you realize that Waverly sub got sank miles away ? Also now you got swarmed by sharks ! - PS the control for tubes being deactivated as power being cut off there </STRONG>
OOC-i didnt see your post bout the sharks til after i posted and i dont need power to slide down a tube. this boat ian't fast enough to be miles away from wavey
"Holy crap at all of the sharks" lee thinks as he's swimming for everything that he is worth(not much). "WTF is that, a swan swimming under water" the sharks suddanly stop their pursuit when they see the large beast. "it must be DP" lee thinks as he grabs a hold of the wing.
The back end of the swan opened up for Leedogg. It closed as he got inside, as he sat down. Leedogg saw a twitching Darkpoet, with a twisted smile, that never went away.
"Leedogg, welcome. There is Bud lite in the cooler next to you, and burritos in the other cooler. I have had twelve of the already."
Darkpoet shifted funny and there was the sound of rushing air though a large pipe.
