One million dollars

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 10:24 am

DP, I'm happy to hear that

Now we are 4

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 10:26 am

How are you CE?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 10:29 am

I'm fine, thanks. Working only half time this month, and weather has been terrific for once. How are you? Have you moved yet?

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 11:00 am

you make feel like a sell out.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 11:03 am

Originally posted by C Elegans:
I'm fine, thanks. Working only half time this month, and weather has been terrific for once. How are you? Have you moved yet?

I'm fine, I'm keeping busy. No I haven't moved yet. Glad to hear, you are having good weather.

El Cid · Post by **El Cid** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 11:04 am

How Roskolnikovian a topic!

1) Murder an unknown person? Yes!
2) NunRape? Them nun's are just asking for it Yes!
3) Disarm? One word: reattach! (remember Bobbit)Yes!
4) Playing in Times Square for 10 min? 10 min! Some serious self-control! Yes!
5) Harass a child? If by "harass" you mean "take candy away and taunt" Yes!
6) Frying in the water? I shall surely go insane! Yes!
7) Bugger Gruntboy? Uh, the combination of brit terminology and appeal to clique makes me leave this one alone.
8) 10% chance of death today! Yes!

How 'bout some real challenges like:
9) Would you perform cunnilingus on your mother for a cool million if she was blindfolded and none-the-wiser?

10) Take the million dollars in return for lowering your IQ (by removal of brain tissue or scuba diving on acid) by 30 points?

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 11:26 am

@El Cid:

9. No
10. No

There is nothing I would do for $1M that I wouldn't do by free will, other than if I need the money to save my life (or a lot of lives). Call me not very finacially oriented

El Cid · Post by **El Cid** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 11:33 am

You, my good sir, are a robot.

I'm not doing 9 or 10 either, though. The others are just short term discomfort for long-term gain. That's just good business!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 11:49 am

Originally posted by El Cid:
You, my good sir,

ROFLMAO

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 12:59 pm

Originally posted by El Cid:
You, my good sir, are a robot.

Are you referring to me? What do you mean by robot? And what do you mean by sir?

El Cid · Post by **El Cid** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 1:13 pm

Hey, nothing personal, there C Elegans! Your kind tends to throw pronouns into disarray, that's all!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 1:24 pm

Originally posted by El Cid:
Hey, nothing personal, there C Elegans! Your kind tends to throw pronouns into disarray, that's all!

No, I'm not offended, only confused. My kind??? Europeans? Women? Existentialists?

An existentialist robot - sounds like a Philip K D!ick novel

El Cid · Post by **El Cid** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 1:30 pm

I know that Electric Sheep helps you drift off at night. 220 volts of woolen bliss!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 1:34 pm

1- 8 No to all.

How 'bout some real challenges like:
9) Would you perform cunnilingus on your mother for a cool million if she was blindfolded and none-the-wiser?
10) Take the million dollars in return for lowering your IQ (by removal of brain tissue or scuba diving on acid) by 30 points?

9. Are you serious???!!!
10. Yes. I can afford it! Actually, on reflection, that might render me unconcious...

El Cid · Post by **El Cid** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 2:10 pm

Yeah, your side of the pond can't spare to lose any more IQ points.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 2:22 pm

@El Cid. Not rising amigo!

[ 07-13-2001: Message edited by: Yshania ]

El Cid · Post by **El Cid** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 2:32 pm

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 4:26 am

Glad you left the bugger one alone their El Cid. At least we know you can reign in your baser instincts, if only momentarily.

Goats and young babies everywhere are safe from you, for a while.