teach me the power of SPAM!!!!!
- tritonangel
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teach me the power of SPAM!!!!!
i am a spam apprentice in need of a spam master. i want to learn the secrets of spam. please let me be your apprentice.
oh yeah, i'm going to school tomorrow(man, i gotta wear my uniform and we started vacation at 5/28) and i gotta go to sleep(it's night over here you know) so good night, i mean good morning, no i mean good afternoon, no i mean....nevermind
oh yeah, i'm going to school tomorrow(man, i gotta wear my uniform and we started vacation at 5/28) and i gotta go to sleep(it's night over here you know) so good night, i mean good morning, no i mean good afternoon, no i mean....nevermind
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If one wishes to learn the art of spam one must study at the feet of the master. Seek out Weasel, that he may lead you on your quest for spamhood. Technically I might be qualified as well since I have just surpassed [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=001109"]1000 posts[/url] (shameless plug for my spam celebration )
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Listen closely:
SPAM
You have been tought all you need to know
SPAM
You have been tought all you need to know
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Would that be an orca?Originally posted by Nippy:
<STRONG>A whale lands on Vehemence for being a fool.</STRONG>
Edit: Too late to back out now Nippy. I got you quoted.
[ 08-12-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
A fool? Why, that's my middle name.
Veh-fool-emence.
Veh-fool-emence.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Damn you Kayless!!!!Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>Would that be an orca?Originally posted by Nippy:
[qb]A whale lands on Vehemence for being a fool.</STRONG>
Edit: Too late to back out now Nippy. I got you quoted.
[ 08-12-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ][/QB]
I meant to put that in another thread!
Perverteer Paladin
- KidD01
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KidD01 : Elementary, Dear Young Apprentice..... SPAM is an art is totally instinct, felling....YADA YADA YADA YADA
Weasel : SMACK !!!!! KidD you should not blabbering too much like an old man !
KidD01 : Weasel matey, I just try to explain some SPAM art to our young apprentice here.....
Weasel : And still you take too much time......
Mr. Sleep : True....It's true
I guess that's all I can say about SPAM
Weasel : SMACK !!!!! KidD you should not blabbering too much like an old man !
KidD01 : Weasel matey, I just try to explain some SPAM art to our young apprentice here.....
Weasel : And still you take too much time......
Mr. Sleep : True....It's true
I guess that's all I can say about SPAM
I'm not dead yet
- ThorinOakensfield
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