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teach me the power of SPAM!!!!!

Anything goes... just keep it clean.
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teach me the power of SPAM!!!!!

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i am a spam apprentice in need of a spam master. i want to learn the secrets of spam. please let me be your apprentice.

oh yeah, i'm going to school tomorrow(man, i gotta wear my uniform :mad: and we started vacation at 5/28) and i gotta go to sleep(it's night over here you know) so good night, i mean good morning, no i mean good afternoon, no i mean....nevermind :D
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If one wishes to learn the art of spam one must study at the feet of the master. Seek out Weasel, that he may lead you on your quest for spamhood. Technically I might be qualified as well since I have just surpassed [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=001109"]1000 posts[/url] (shameless plug for my spam celebration :o )
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Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
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Remember young sir, one cannot learn the art of SPAM, you must inherit it... :D :D
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Post by Vehemence »

Listen closely:

SPAM

You have been tought all you need to know :D
Cartoon Law III
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Never mind...

[ 08-12-2001: Message edited by: Nippy ]
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Post by Kayless »

Originally posted by Nippy:
<STRONG>A whale lands on Vehemence for being a fool.</STRONG>
Would that be an orca? ;) :p
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Edit: Too late to back out now Nippy. I got you quoted. :D

[ 08-12-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]
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Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
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Post by Vehemence »

A fool? Why, that's my middle name.

Veh-fool-emence. :D
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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Post by Nippy »

Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>
Originally posted by Nippy:
[qb]A whale lands on Vehemence for being a fool.</STRONG>
Would that be an orca? ;) :p
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Edit: Too late to back out now Nippy. I got you quoted. :D

[ 08-12-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ][/QB]
Damn you Kayless!!!!

:D :D

I meant to put that in another thread!
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LOL Image It's my job to keep you on your toes. :D
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Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
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Post by Aegis »

See Triton, that has been a prime example of spam!

:D
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Post by TheDude »

SPAM

(just to spam arround :D )

same goes for BUMP! (but i hate that)
nice to tell there are different ways of spamming for the art of evil spam ask the master: Aegis
:D :p ;)
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Post by Aegis »

@Dude: The "Spam" thing has been done. Actually, I've done it myself, among others. It's more annoying than anything else.
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evil spam right??

but u mean SPAM really is more anoying then Bump!!!
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Well, yeah. The bump at least serves a purpose.
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hmm ok,
your the master of evil spam so u must know what is anoying or not :p :D

ok i keep that i mind then :rolleyes: :D
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Hmm.. Never heard it put that way before... I like it!

:D
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(ad last i thik i made a friend today :D :D :D )
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KidD01 : Elementary, Dear Young Apprentice..... SPAM is an art is totally instinct, felling....YADA YADA YADA YADA

Weasel : SMACK !!!!! KidD you should not blabbering too much like an old man !

KidD01 : Weasel matey, I just try to explain some SPAM art to our young apprentice here.....

Weasel : And still you take too much time......

Mr. Sleep : True....It's true

:D :D :D

I guess that's all I can say about SPAM :)
I'm not dead yet :D :p :cool:
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Spam, is well... Spam... There is nothing more too it!

:D
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Post by ThorinOakensfield »

Spam is the way of life. Watch the masters spam and follow their lead.

Go to the the pre spammers guide by Brink, and learn the ways.
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