The Die has been cast!

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 1:28 pm

And apparently the girls are ignoring YOU.

@Nippy: I don't think he is worth further attention. Truly, legend has told us false with tales of the savage wit and keen intellect of Waverly. He has none.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 1:38 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
And apparently the girls are ignoring YOU.

@Nippy: I don't think he is worth further attention. Truly, legend has told us false with tales of the savage wit and keen intellect of Waverly. He has none.

Once again we are in agreement! *Sigh*, no challenges these days...

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 1:44 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
*Ignoring Weasel’s harem to flirt with Viv*

Another glass of wine, mon amour? These strawberries are a little tart. If only there were some way to sweeten them.

That's why we have fruit dip

Weasel's 'Harem'??

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 2:02 pm

Viv: Yes, of course. I was thinking they desperately needed to be dipped in something sweet. You think of [almost] everything.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 2:43 pm

So who drunk all the wine?!?!?!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 2:44 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Viv: Yes, of course. I was thinking they desperately needed to be dipped in something sweet. You think of [almost] everything.

*Looks a little nervous, and quickly calls Gwally on the phone for advice, her cheeks turn red at his idea. She then tries DW, but gasps and drops the phone at DW's agreement.*

"I'm getting ummm...bad advice from my friends, so I'll go with my first idea. "

*pulls out a cluster of grapes*

"Grape?"

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 2:46 pm

Originally posted by Yshania:
So who drunk all the wine?!?!?!

*looks at the empty bottle next to her and with a guilty look tries to quietly hide it behind the picnic basket*

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 2:51 pm

@Viv - so you are going to try and sell me off with a salmon and cucumber sarni?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 2:56 pm

I enjoy seeing Viv turn as red as her berries…

*wonders why Viv is spoiling the moment by talking into her shoe*

These grapes are so round and firm… some might comment that they were on the small side, but I find them delightful. Would you like to plop a pair into my mouth?

Y: I have some tequila, if that will suffice.

Edit: Viv brought cucumbers? You guys are the best!

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Waverly ]

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 2:59 pm

Hey Waverly, I have a chunk of lemon and a sniff of salt

but please leave the grub in the bottle, all of a sudden I am vegetarian

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:00 pm

Originally posted by Yshania:
@Viv - so you are going to try and sell me off with a salmon and cucumber sarni?

I don't know what a Sarni is

Is that another silly English word?

No, no...I have a cherry tart just for you

Foul Dwimmerlaik · Post by **Foul Dwimmerlaik** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:02 pm

Originally posted by Vivien:
No, no...I have a cherry tart just for you

Move over Waverly, there's room on that picnic blanket for me.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:05 pm

Originally posted by Foul Dwimmerlaik:
Move over Waverly, there's room on that picnic blanket for me.

rent the video, tactless one.

Foul Dwimmerlaik · Post by **Foul Dwimmerlaik** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:08 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
...rent the video, tactless one.

Waverly & Yogi Bear's Cucumber Picnic Fantasy Volume III?

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Foul Dwimmerlaik ]

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:13 pm

Eh, em.

Maybe a nice shot or two of tequila, and maybe Y will be ready for Viv’s cherry tart. I know that I’m famished

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:20 pm

MMmmmm, tequila.

Why ruin it with salt and lemon?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:20 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
I enjoy seeing Viv turn as red as her berries…

*wonders why Viv is spoiling the moment by talking into her shoe*

These grapes are so round and firm… some might comment that they were on the small side, but I find them delightful. Would you like to plop a pair into my mouth?

Y: I have some tequila, if that will suffice.

Edit: Viv brought cucumbers? You guys are the best!

[ 01-17-2002: Message edited by: Waverly ]

Meany

I'll have you know that my shoes don't make me blush

*begins to feed Waverly grapes, dropping them slowly and softly into his mouth.*

Foul:
Lol! You are so odd!

Help yourself to the fruit tray.

*Has decided to try to be on the Witch Kings good side, though she sometimes wonders if he's on drugs, and what kind*

Foul Dwimmerlaik · Post by **Foul Dwimmerlaik** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:23 pm

Originally posted by Vivien:
Foul...Help yourself to the fruit tray.

Thank you my dear.

*gently removes fruit tray, dumps fruit onto Waverly, and leaves, taking the tray with him*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:25 pm

*gently removes fruit tray, dumps fruit onto Waverly, and leaves, taking the tray with him*

Classic. At least you left the booze alone.

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 3:27 pm

Originally posted by Foul Dwimmerlaik:
Thank you my dear.

*gently removes fruit tray, dumps fruit onto Waverly, and leaves, taking the tray with him*

Strange, I would have mushed the fruit and then slammed the tray into his head...