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Name:
Fish of choice:
Favourite Manoeuver:
Rank:
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Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Name: Aegis
Fish of Choice: Dual Wield Sturgeon and Salmon
Favorite Manuevre: Charging overhead/lateral swipe
Rank: Grand Master of the Fish
Greatest Winning Streaks: 10 matchs in a row
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Oh yeah, I'm ready for you Veh...
</STRONG>
Oh you think so?
Name: Vehemence the Almighty
Fish of Choice: White Whale
Favourite Manoeuver: The Moby Flick
Rank: Supreme Fish Slapper
Greatest Winning Streak: never loses
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Yeah, but Veh... In order to lose, you must actually fight
SMACK SMACK
*Hits Veh with both fish, disarming him, and knocking him to the ground*
*Wins round one*
</STRONG>
Eh-hem... the competition doesn't start for a while yet grasshopper
Picks up his whale, upon the upward momentum, slaps Aegis six ways from sunday leaving him dazed and confused worse than his nights with Grunt
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Eh-hem... the competition doesn't start for a while yet grasshopper
Picks up his whale, upon the upward momentum, slaps Aegis six ways from sunday leaving him dazed and confused worse than his nights with Grunt </STRONG>
at least you didn't send him into orbit this time
Totino's party pizzas rock! All a college kid needs to get by....
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>at least you didn't send him into orbit this time </STRONG>
The day is still young
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>There's still time...
@Veh you're not playing by the rules, hon, don't you know a whale's not a fish? </STRONG>
Yes, but i've been upgraded to mammal class
I still say I could beat him with a pair of sardines
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Aha! I'm still standing! Slighty woozy... but I'm still standing.
*throws the whale off to the side and takes out his enchanted sardines of poking +1*
A quick poke to the eyes and Aegis is cursing more than a true anime lover at a pokemon factory.
Take that!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG> that would have been the perfect moment to pull out the "have at you!" line, complete with the monty python dialects and everything</STRONG>
Like I said, the day is still young
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
*Aegis knocks the sardines out of Veh's hand using his Sturgeon of Power +3*
</STRONG>
Uses the force to grab the sardines back and Pokes aegis in the ear with the sardine. Before belting him solidly with the other
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Uses the force to grab the sardines back and Pokes aegis in the ear with the sardine. Before belting him solidly with the other </STRONG>