Official 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament
Official 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament
COME ONE, COME ALL!!!
The 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament is about to begin. Signup forms can be found at the front desk.
Name:
Fish of choice:
Favourite Manoeuver:
Rank:
Greatest winning streak:
Entry closes soon.
The 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament is about to begin. Signup forms can be found at the front desk.
Name:
Fish of choice:
Favourite Manoeuver:
Rank:
Greatest winning streak:
Entry closes soon.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Oh you think so?Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Oh yeah, I'm ready for you Veh...
</STRONG>
Name: Vehemence the Almighty
Fish of Choice: White Whale
Favourite Manoeuver: The Moby Flick
Rank: Supreme Fish Slapper
Greatest Winning Streak: never loses
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Eh-hem... the competition doesn't start for a while yet grasshopperOriginally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Yeah, but Veh... In order to lose, you must actually fight
SMACK
SMACK
*Hits Veh with both fish, disarming him, and knocking him to the ground*
*Wins round one*
</STRONG>
Picks up his whale, upon the upward momentum, slaps Aegis six ways from sunday leaving him dazed and confused worse than his nights with Grunt
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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at least you didn't send him into orbit this timeOriginally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Eh-hem... the competition doesn't start for a while yet grasshopper
Picks up his whale, upon the upward momentum, slaps Aegis six ways from sunday leaving him dazed and confused worse than his nights with Grunt </STRONG>
Totino's party pizzas rock! All a college kid needs to get by....
The day is still youngOriginally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>at least you didn't send him into orbit this time
</STRONG>
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Yes, but i've been upgraded to mammal classOriginally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>There's still time...
@Veh you're not playing by the rules, hon, don't you know a whale's not a fish? </STRONG>
I still say I could beat him with a pair of sardines
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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now that i'd like to see....look at him georgi. you give the guy a little support and he gets all puffed up on himselfOriginally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Yes, but i've been upgraded to mammal class
I still say I could beat him with a pair of sardines </STRONG>
[ 08-17-2001: Message edited by: average joe ]
Totino's party pizzas rock! All a college kid needs to get by....
Aha! I'm still standing! Slighty woozy... but I'm still standing.
*throws the whale off to the side and takes out his enchanted sardines of poking +1*
A quick poke to the eyes and Aegis is cursing more than a true anime lover at a pokemon factory.
Take that!
*throws the whale off to the side and takes out his enchanted sardines of poking +1*
A quick poke to the eyes and Aegis is cursing more than a true anime lover at a pokemon factory.
Take that!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
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Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Aha! I'm still standing! Slighty woozy... but I'm still standing.
*throws the whale off to the side and takes out his enchanted sardines of poking +1*
A quick poke to the eyes and Aegis is cursing more than a true anime lover at a pokemon factory.
Take that! </STRONG>
that would have been the perfect moment to pull out the "have at you!" line, complete with the monty python dialects and everything
Totino's party pizzas rock! All a college kid needs to get by....
Like I said, the day is still youngOriginally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>
that would have been the perfect moment to pull out the "have at you!" line, complete with the monty python dialects and everything</STRONG>
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
- average joe
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Uses the force to grab the sardines back and Pokes aegis in the ear with the sardine. Before belting him solidly with the otherOriginally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>SMACK
*Aegis knocks the sardines out of Veh's hand using his Sturgeon of Power +3*
</STRONG>
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.