Temple of Weasel

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Nov 25, 2001 1:29 pm

Originally posted by Omar:
@Sailor Saturn: under normal circumstances I would have pulled back pronto! Being sent into oblivion through sugar rays is one of the most horrible things in the Universe. I have always feared, and will continue to fear, the awsome powers of ChibiUsa
Oh woe is me!

*giggles*

You'd be amazed what she can do with that Pink Sugar Energy.

Actually SS, you should be the one thinking of a strategical retreat. Mr Sleep's A.S.S. gun is malfunctioning, the blast will be terrible! I am preparing for the departure into the Afterlife; with the gun so close to me, I cannot escape goodbye

The Spamming Moderator with an A.S.S. gun? *falls over laughing*

Infinity The Pikachu: *leaps into SYM, eats Mr Sleep's A.S.S. gun, then gets planeshifted away by an unsane mage named Scrubbo Toiletto*

Okay...that was disturbing.

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Omar · Post by **Omar** » Sun Nov 25, 2001 1:42 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
The Spamming Moderator with an A.S.S. gun? *falls over laughing*

Infinity The Pikachu: *leaps into SYM, eats Mr Sleep's A.S.S. gun, then gets planeshifted away by an unsane mage named Scrubbo Toiletto*

Okay...that was disturbing.

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Oh no no no NOOOOOO!!!! ARRRGHHH!!!
I went to great lengths to acquire that weapon, to THE Island itself, and for what? For merely having it eaten up by a filthy Pokemon!!
Woe is me

For this SS, I name you as my worst enemy ever here in SYM. By God I'll tear that stinking pub of yours down with my bare hands if I have to!!!
Look at these:
(Omar takes his trusted anal probes out of his pockets)

---anal probes:"We are ready Master! BZZZZ!"

(Omar notices Weasel and Darkpoet.... )

PS: Mr Sleep is currently without an ass. Is anyone willing to lend him one?

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Nov 25, 2001 1:59 pm

Originally posted by Omar:
Oh no no no NOOOOOO!!!! ARRRGHHH!!!
I went to great lengths to acquire that weapon, to THE Island itself, and for what? For merely having it eaten up by a filthy Pokemon!!
Woe is me

I have absolutely no control over Inf. I didn't even know she was in the area.

*hands you a Sliding device for interplanar travel* Go retrieve it if you want to. Just remember, Inf can and will eat anything.

For this SS, I name you as my worst enemy ever here in SYM. By God I'll tear that stinking pub of yours down with my bare hands if I have to!!!

*Activates her multi-dimensional Silence Wall to protect the Titan Castle Pub* Not even you can damage something protected by me.

Look at these:
(Omar takes his trusted anal probes out of his pockets)

---anal probes:"We are ready Master! BZZZZ!"

(Omar notices Weasel and Darkpoet.... )

*pulls her Silence Glaive out of...somewhere*

You don't want to know what I can do with this thing.

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CM · Post by CM » Sun Nov 25, 2001 3:47 pm

With 3 pakistanis, ass eating was just around the corner!

Wait it gets worse!
Esp. if Omar has been eating from Munchies (was that the name of the place in SuperMarket in F-6???).
His A.S.S weapon will be far more devastating!!

Now Omar yaar, you hate spaming right?
Then you are born COMM.
Come to your calling.
It is great, you get cool cars and a free Nokia communicator!
I am still bargining on a good deal for some wenches!

Now what else does a man need??
Plus i have developed this excellent new spamdisintegrator gun.
Truly excellent.
You want to try it?

*whispers* we really need the help, as you can see the COMM need serious COMMers!
Half of these guys lurk!

Plus after the sleep ass fiasco it be best if you join us!

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sun Nov 25, 2001 4:31 pm

Good God! I go on vacation for a few days, and return to find the Temple desecrated with spam!

Shoo! All you rancid little spammer dreck! Go spam up a damn bar thread, and leave this space for the return of Weasel.

*dM scrubs the walls and floor clean of spam residue; then sits and contemplates the idol of Weasel, pondering His return and the cleansing flames which will, no doubt, accompany it*

Peace.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun Nov 25, 2001 7:55 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
Good God! I go on vacation for a few days, and return to find the Temple desecrated with spam!

Shoo! All you rancid little spammer dreck! Go spam up a damn bar thread, and leave this space for the return of Weasel.

*dM scrubs the walls and floor clean of spam residue; then sits and contemplates the idol of Weasel, pondering His return and the cleansing flames which will, no doubt, accompany it*

Peace.

Darkpoet arrives, nice cleaning job DM. Weasel should be painted in black, because he is the Darklord of Spam. He can not hide from it, and you can't fight it. Spam is all around, along with a case of good German ale. Step over to the darkside and have some good German ale.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Nov 25, 2001 8:07 pm

Originally posted by der Moench:
Good God! I go on vacation for a few days, and return to find the Temple desecrated with spam!

Shoo! All you rancid little spammer dreck! Go spam up a damn bar thread, and leave this space for the return of Weasel.

*dM scrubs the walls and floor clean of spam residue; then sits and contemplates the idol of Weasel, pondering His return and the cleansing flames which will, no doubt, accompany it*

Peace.

*opens a portal to the [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=001752"]Titan Castle Pub[/url]* Come, der Moench and join us. You won't find a better place to drink and sp...I mean, COMMunicate.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sun Nov 25, 2001 8:37 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
*opens a portal to the [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=001752"]Titan Castle Pub[/url]* Come, der Moench and join us. You won't find a better place to drink and sp...I mean, COMMunicate.

SS, please tell me you haven't joined those COMM losers have you??????
I beg you on my knees for you to come back to the Darkside of the spammer. Please. *blue eyed puppy dog look* I'll buy you a new leather outfit.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sun Nov 25, 2001 8:41 pm

Originally posted by Darkpoet:

SS, please tell me you haven't joined those COMM losers have you??????
I beg you on my knees for you to come back to the Darkside of the spammer. Please. *blue eyed puppy dog look* I'll buy you a new leather outfit.

Awww, how cute. Don't worry, Dp.

This post was brought to you by Sailor Saturn, the Queen of Saturn, Queen of Spam, and Goddess of Death and Rebirth.

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Mon Nov 26, 2001 12:46 am

Originally posted by Omar:
ROFLMAO!!!

Weasel what are you up to this time eh?
And shame on all of you COMM's for being so gullible! Remember Weasel, the evil backstabbing Aerie hater
Repent while you still can!

btw I discovered this in Weasel's notebook:

C.O.M.M. = Cive Oll (your) Money (to) Me

So,the prodigal COMMrade has returned from the abyss,but hasn't learned his lessons yet.I shall reveal,but a little of the scripture:CONDUCT OWN MASS MEDIATIMG

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Mon Nov 26, 2001 12:51 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
*falls over laughing* Me? A COMMunicator? You have GOT to be joking.

This post was brought to you by Sailor Saturn, the Queen of Saturn, Queen of Spam, and Goddess of Death and Rebirth.

See,I am right.Check the length and typos of your posts.You are trying to Communicate desperately.We are here to help!

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Mon Nov 26, 2001 12:58 am

Originally posted by Omar:
Yes Darkpoet! You have spoken truly!

BEHOLD, PEOPLE OF SYM!!!
It is I, the legendary Omar the Terrible who has returned to fight the evil that is known as spam, and this includes 'COMMunication'!

I call upon the sensible members to stand up and take action against Weasel and co.!
Come and join my movement, the well known and feared ASS (Anti Spam Society)

Come! Hurry! We have no time to lose!

@Fas: another Pakistani? You?! I can't believe it! How very very intersting
So where are you from?

[ 11-24-2001: Message edited by: Omar ]

Let us hope that you will be a worthy opponent and not just an A.S.S. exercise,falling on it!Join and be spared-fight and be de-A.S.S.ed!!!

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Mon Nov 26, 2001 1:08 am

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
Omar the sicko- Like I said Weasel just got hold of a bunch of thingies and brainwashed them. Quite simple, actually.

Comm's if you want a smilie war, don't make me go and call The_Pope over, i discourage any furhter action on your part.

You can't make DP a comm. After all he's got about 10,000 posts of spam.

As yousay,but you need 13368.6 to be eligible for entry level COMMunicator.

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Mon Nov 26, 2001 1:21 am

Well COMMrades,Plan b+1 worked!They don't trust each other and cannot concentrate their efforts due to the A.S.S. confusion.It is easier than I expected.So,pass around dM brew,sit back and enjoy the show!

Harry2052 · Post by **Harry2052** » Mon Nov 26, 2001 1:25 am

Originally posted by NCT:
You can't make DP a comm. After all he's got about 10,000 posts of spam.[/qb]

As yousay,but you need 13368.6 to be eligible for entry level COMMunicator.[/QB][/QUOTE]

Well let's see who that leaves as a COMM, .. umm .... NO ONE ... ROFL ... good job there

dont give up your day jobs whatever they might be

harry

NCT · Post by **NCT** » Mon Nov 26, 2001 2:19 am

Originally posted by Harry2052:
Well let's see who that leaves as a COMM, .. umm .... NO ONE ... ROFL ... good job there

dont give up your day jobs whatever they might be

harry

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Only us COMMs can decipher the numbers,a sure COMMunicating way!

Harry2052 · Post by **Harry2052** » Mon Nov 26, 2001 3:49 am

Originally posted by NCT:
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Only us COMMs can decipher the numbers,a sure COMMunicating way![/QUOTE]

thats a pretty pathetic attempt to cover up your mistake

harry

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Mon Nov 26, 2001 5:49 am

Originally posted by Omar:
---Omar:"Yes! I can see, by the looks on your faces, that you recognize this weapon! This is the legendary Mr Sleep Railgun!

---Weasel(wetting himself):"We are doomed! Run for your lives!"
---Darkpoet(drinking Guinness):"Hic-help-hic"

---Omar:"So long losers!"
(Omar pulls Mr Sleep's "handle" )

---Mr Sleep:" NOOOOO!!!!! Boss,you forgot the remove the safety seal!!!"

---Omar:"Oh my goodness!!! NOOOOO!!!!"
(with a desperate attempt Omar grabs the qork with both his hands and tugs...too late...too late... )

EVERYBODY, TAKE COVER!!!!!!

Oh dear, it has reared it's ugly head again.....

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Nov 26, 2001 6:33 am

LMAO

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Nov 26, 2001 6:55 am

looks over the last few posts and thinks maybe I should leave now