Kneel and be Knighted by Waverly’s +5 Sword of Flames

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:33 pm

@McBane - LMAO!

along with retrieving his toupe from the hook, and his wooden leg from the corner

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:36 pm

Originally posted by Yshania:
@McBane - LMAO! along with retrieving his toupe from the hook, and his wooden leg from the corner

Just for the drunk community of SYM to pull the toupee off his head and make him jump for it after we take off his wooden leg...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:36 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Mr. Sloop: Eh, you dare appear before me? You are braver than toothless harlots give you credit for in the tales they tell the sailors down by the docks. Kneel! You shall be my Assistant Junior Jester. Put on this poofy skirt and dance for my court.
*throws nickels at his Asst. Jr. Jester*

What may i ask are you doing with Sailors down at the docks?

Well at least i get nickels, better than the last payment

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:36 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Make every attempt to resist your urges to fondle them as they tare you limb from limb.

Are they going to weigh me?

As it seems to be the day for history, we have learned Flagg is named for an action figure, are you perchance named after the cracker?

@ Ysh -

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:38 pm

Cracker Jack?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:39 pm

Shadow Sleestack: Another dubious honor. While I won’t feed you to rabid ferrets, I can give you no higher honor than stable boy. Be ye thankful, I am eager to appoint a pissboy to follow my court around with a bucket.

Viv: Ah, despite your apparent inability to follow instructions, you are too nice to see eaten. By drunken 3 legged dogs, I mean. Kneel. Thou art Dame Courtesan, Lord Waverly’s personal assistant.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:40 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
Not necessarily, i might have them on the mantle peice, just as a reminder of my lost youth

They had mantlepieces back when you built your house?

Wait a second... they had houses???

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:42 pm

I mentioned Mr Sleep wore a toupe, forgetting Shadow Sandrock was present, and his penchant for false hair pieces

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:42 pm

@ Sandy - They didn't "build" houses back then, you just hope to get lucky and find a cave.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:42 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Shadow Sleestack: Another dubious honor. While I won’t feed you to rabid ferrets, I can give you no higher honor than stable boy. Be ye thankful, I am eager to appoint a pissboy to follow my court around with a bucket.

The name's Sandy, your highness...

*burns down the stable* Oops, now what is left for me to do besides *gets quieter* appoint me of some higher position than stable boy...

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:43 pm

Originally posted by McBane:
@ Sandy - They didn't "build" houses back then, you just hope to get lucky and find a cave.

And perhaps if the dinosaur swings its tail hard enough, you'll get shelves...

And BTW, I don't see you as that old a person.

*adds* @Ysh- I don't have a fetish for false hair pieces, but I do like to make jokes about them.

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McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:45 pm

@Sandy - you don't see me as that old, or Sleep. (I might actually be older than Sleep.)

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:46 pm

Originally posted by McBane:
@Sandy - you don't see me as that old, or Sleep. (I might actually be older than Sleep.)

You'd be the Loch Ness monster then...

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:46 pm

@Waverly, I promise not to lick, there is something about your aftershave that smells suspiciously like...

@Sandy - houses? In my day you were lucky to have a paper bag - in the middle of a lake!

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:47 pm

Originally posted by Yshania:
@Sandy - houses? In my day you were lucky to have a paper bag - in the middle of a lake!

So you ARE the loch ness monster??

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:48 pm

@McBane, Sleepy is ancient

A SYM relic in fact!

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:49 pm

It's gotten to the point where he's unfrozen only to spam but then frozen back again

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:49 pm

Originally posted by McBane:
@Sandy - you don't see me as that old, or Sleep. (I might actually be older than Sleep.)

Very likely

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:50 pm

@Sandy - no, I am English, not Celtic - ask at99 there is a difference

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 1:50 pm

@ Ysh - Ancient? I knew he was decrepit....

Although I do feel young with Fable and Gwally around.