Kneel and be Knighted by Waverly’s +5 Sword of Flames

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 5:11 pm

Flagg? I see you have followed me back here. Most disconcerting. You had better be taking good care of my buddy, you know who. If so you can have the honorary title Sir Trollop, Lord of the Tavern Wenches. If not, then I lock you in the dungeon of Aegis, where you have to listen to morbidly boring spam for the rest of your existence.

BTW, Aegis, I think I have a position for you as well…

Minerva, hello dear. Are you too looking to join my court, or are you just passing through on your way to doing wiser and more noble deeds?

Weasel: I have need of you. Kneel and be knighted, Sir Dungbeetle, General of my Armies and cleaner of the horse stalls.

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Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 5:29 pm

Bloodstalker, Excellent. So we take to the road with our case of whisky in search of the demigrunt and the goddess of wisdom. I'm still not sure where to start looking so we should probably have a drink.

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 5:40 pm

Yo Waverly! Yo!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 5:41 pm

I believe I have a line on the Goddess, but the danger is grave.

So, let's have that drink!

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 5:57 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:

To my shame...I was abducted by Aliens.

Did they probe you or stick a 60 foot satellite dish up your butt?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 6:37 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Flagg? I see you have followed me back here. Most disconcerting. You had better be taking good care of my buddy, you know who. If so you can have the honorary title Sir Trollop, Lord of the Tavern Wenches. If not, then I lock you in the dungeon of Aegis, where you have to listen to morbidly boring spam for the rest of your existence.

ROFLMAO

Minerva, hello dear. Are you too looking to join my court, or are you just passing through on your way to doing wiser and more noble deeds?

Hello, Waverly.

It't the latter. I don't join anything or anyone, you know.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 6:45 pm

Shakes Ned, look! Goddess!!!!! points excitedly, only to notice his companion is passed out in a drunken stupor.

goes back to drinking

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 6:51 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
But this is to be no normal visit. Come, tell me of your deeds since we last met, perchance to be found worthy to take a knee and be given a lordly title and bear a standard in my noble court.

I built a temple to Weasel.

Peace.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 7:14 pm

**wakes up from current stupor**

@Bloodstalker,

I did take notice of the goddess of wisdom sig with Minerva. In fact, I remembered it as Waverly issued the Quest although we must be certain it is who we seek before proceeding. I feel we need to vanquish the demigrunt first. Then I (we'll) have something to boast about when approaching the goddess. But first, a Toast:

Here's to blades, booze, and babes.

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Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 7:25 pm

To blades booze and babes!

yes, it would be better to have the heroic tale of vanquishing the demi-grunt to impress her. Besides, it would bring us much more noteriety and fame, thus equaling groupies while we work on the goddess.

We must form a plan of action. The Lurkers are searching for clues as to it's whereabouts, and we will search high and low as well. But to the first step in the plan, another round!!!!!!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 7:36 pm

Amazing.

Simply Amazing.

Waverly starts a thread in a day, and faster than one can say "SPAMMing is evil," you got 4 pages right away!

Two Legends coming back.

High COMM makes his presence felt and running for president.

SYMians prepare. The Three Kings have arrived.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 7:40 pm

I quit

average joe · Post by **average joe** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 8:05 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
I quit

Oh, come now Sandy...sure, being the piss boy might seem bad at first, but after a while....well, i guess there's really nothing good to be said for a piss boy.

But i guess that's why "It's good to be the king"

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 8:09 pm

then why don't you try it...

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 8:15 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika:
SYMians prepare. The Three Kings have arrived.

We three kings of orient are, tried to smoke a rubber cigar...

And I decided not to work in the Court at all, after all I'm only picked on everywhere else in the world, why not here too.

Ja-ne...

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 9:05 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika:
Amazing.

Simply Amazing.

Waverly starts a thread in a day, and faster than one can say "SPAMMing is evil," you got 4 pages right away!

Two Legends coming back.

High COMM makes his presence felt and running for president.

SYMians prepare. The Three Kings have arrived.

So much for my reign... Well, short and sweet I guess. (Shuddap Wankerly.. I know what your thinking...

)

@Waverly: Hey, spam is spam...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 9:09 pm

AHA ! Wafflefry is back ! WB Master ! When you gonna teach me your Secret technique of Flaming again ?

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Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 9:36 pm

by average joe
But i guess that's why "It's good to be the king"

I've been waiting all along for the mel brooks reference to arrive.

@Bloodstalker,

here here. another round. **finishes the first bottle, gets ready to give it a toss, and has second thoughts as the recycle conscience gets the best of him.** We can reuse the bottles if stumble (literally) across another keg of spirits.

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average joe · Post by **average joe** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 9:48 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
I've been waiting all for the mel brooks reference to arrive.

Pleased to oblige, good sir. I saw the opening, and took it.

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Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 10:08 pm

here here. another round. **finishes the first bottle, gets ready to give it a toss, and has second thoughts as the recycle conscience gets the best of him.** We can reuse the bottles if stumble (literally) across another keg of spirits.

That is one reason I joined your cause, you are a man of forsight and thinking.

Raises drink in toast to triumph.

Late here, so I am getting to bed. catch you all later.

And Ned? check your pm dude.