Kneel and be Knighted by Waverly’s +5 Sword of Flames

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 10:54 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
Don’t fret, loyal netizens. Just a brief visit from your humble Waverly. I wandered by to figure out if my wagers with Aeggareth gave me a satisfactory outcome by consulting Buck’s most exhaustive walkthroughs, and thought I would make an abbreviated visit.

But this is to be no normal visit. Come, tell me of your deeds since we last met, perchance to be found worthy to take a knee and be given a lordly title and bear a standard in my noble court.

Well well - the mighty Waverly has enter our realm once again

Good to see you old chap, although I'm quite late

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 12:22 am

Originally posted by Waverly:


Minerva, hello dear.

Back for one day and you try to pour the charm on...

I will arise from the flames and be victorious!!!!!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 12:33 am

Originally posted by Weasel :
Back for one day and you try to pour the charm on...

I will arise from the flames and be victorious!!!!!

My liege.

You have your COMMunicators right behind you when needed.

--Maharlika--

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 5:31 am

Originally posted by Weasel:
Back for one day and you try to pour the charm on...

I will arise from the flames and be victorious!!!!!

LOL

You can't beat Waverly if you insist on COMM, you know.

He can flame anytime.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 8:46 am

Most ignoble and disgusting Lord Waverly.

Whilst I bow down to you not, I greet thee as an (almost) equal Dark Overlord. Hear my deeds and quiver in awe.

I have encountered Trollish hordes on a multitude of fora and defeated them all. My armour is decorated with the blood and brains of mine enemies. I have done questionable things with small puppies. My mind is rank with lust for pretty girlies in the street. Mostly, I have dodged work and played on the internet.

Best of all, I am preparing an army of orcs for world conquest and will soon unleash my superweapon. Mini Grunt shall return!!!

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 8:57 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Most ignoble and disgusting Lord Waverly.

This about sums it up.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 8:59 am

That and "greet".

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:02 am

You see now people, these are deeds worthy of my court. I bestow upon you, Gruntboy, the much feared Black Pig of Destruction. Use is it to defeat my enemies in grotesque and repulsive ways, leaving them to whimper and sweep up their bowels from the field of dishonor. Be known in these realms as Sir GoatFelcher, Duke of Destruction, Earl of Wainscoting, and bearer of the Standard of Naked Wenches with Questionable Morals.

I have sent my errandboy Neddy in search of you. I expect you to make him quaver in fear. Impale him, or more accurately sodomize him, at your leisure just don’t give us the gory details whilst our stomachs are full.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:10 am

Lord Waverly, I thank thee for this great honour. Next time you grace my Kingdom with your mighty arse, I will shower you with nasty sex-kittens. Preferably female ones.

Ah! The fabled BPoD! I had thought it lost to all eternity. *evil grin*

average joe · Post by **average joe** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:21 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
I will shower you with nasty sex-kittens. Preferably female ones.

This reminds me of a truly disgusting 911 story i heard yesterday....ugh

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:22 am

Do tell

LOL!

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:29 am

At last, I have managed to break free of the web woven by my ISP!!(In other words, I finally manage to get a decent connection from my ISP

)

Ahh... it feels good to be able to once again surf the web in the evening

(to everyone (old and new alike

): great to see you guys around again

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:32 am

Welcome back again Brinky!

average joe · Post by **average joe** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:34 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Do tell LOL!

No, it is truly disgusting, and I just stood stunned after hearing the story....perhaps you and your foul commander Waverly might enjoy such tales, but i'll not lower myself to provide such entertainment!!!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:34 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
But this is to be no normal visit. Come, tell me of your deeds since we last met, perchance to be found worthy to take a knee and be given a lordly title and bear a standard in my noble court.

What could be considered 'normal' about any of your visits, Waverly?

On to your question: My List Of Deeds

I may have been the first to actually use the ubb code for lists in a post - this is unconfirmed.
I turned 40 and quoted a humerus exchange between Keldorn and Jan about adult diapers (nobody noticed the quote)
I, er, have been..... uh, ....keeping your side of the bed warm.... Yeah! That's the ticket!
I have not flamed anyone on SYM, though I desperately wanted to
I have tried to flirt with Viv, to, uh, keep her warmed up for you, but she just responds better to you, so why did I bother?
I have never used an alternate on-line persona
I have blamed you, in your absence, for most everything, but it's okay, 'cause you probably would have been blamed anyway

Well, my failures at SYM probably outweigh my dubious deed, so I'm not expecting much. Do you want me to rebuild your stables?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:37 am

I found the Black Pig in the possession of one Ubik, who was using it to impress sailors at some salty tavern in and effort to impress and bed them. I knocked him unconscious, relieved him of the BPoD, and sold him to some burly corsairs for a wooden coin. I fear they were rather rough with him, but I couldn’t very well tell them what to do with their own property. *shudder*

I forgot to mention, Gruntboy, Neddy travels with a drunken sidekick. I suspect the adventure these two are on has definite homo-erotic undertones, but that should only serve to peek your interest further.

Who is this average joe interloper? No deeds again, eh? Do the watusi while wearing a grass skirt for the enjoyment of my court and you shall be set free after having only one testicle eaten by the drunken 3-legged dogs.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:37 am

Originally posted by Yshania:
Welcome back again Brinky!

@Yshania- Hiya

@Waverly-What have I been up to this past few months?Let me see....I think I spent most of my nights "cursing and swearing" at my ISP

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:40 am

Posted by Gwally -

I, er, have been..... uh, ....keeping your side of the bed warm.... Yeah! That's the ticket!

I have not flamed anyone on SYM, though I desperately wanted to

I have tried to flirt with Viv, to, uh, keep her warmed up for you, but she just responds better to you, so why did I bother?

I have never used an alternate on-line persona

Such a gentleman befits a better position than stable reconstructor!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:44 am

Gawain, I am duly impressed at your treachery. To blame me for the misdeeds of others while flirting with my favorite flame-haired beauty, that takes a heart as black as coal and a cowardly malice deserving of knighthood in my court. Kneel, Sir Kane the Betrayer, Lord of Pettiness. Come share an ale, just don’t get to close to my own flagon, untrustworthy one.

average joe · Post by **average joe** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:46 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Do the watusi while wearing a grass skirt for the enjoyment of my court and you shall be set free after having only one testicle eaten by the drunken 3-legged dogs.

I think I'd be better off serving as the piss boy.....

Besides, I don't even know the watusi.

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