Kneel and be Knighted by Waverly’s +5 Sword of Flames

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:47 am

Brink, a pissrunt of your stature is just the type of hardy soul I need for this task: I am need of a cleaner and polisher of cod-pieces. If it serves to make you happy, you may of course sniff them whilst they are still soiled.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:51 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Brink, a pissrunt of your stature is just the type of hardy soul I need for this task: I am need of a cleaner and polisher of cod-pieces. If it serves to make you happy, you may of course sniff them whilst they are still soiled.

No sardines for me today...eek

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:54 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Brink, a pissrunt of your stature is just the type of hardy soul I need for this task: I am need of a cleaner and polisher of cod-pieces. If it serves to make you happy, you may of course sniff them whilst they are still soiled.

@Waverly-My pleasure, although I would like to receive a well-respected title like 'Sir Toiletbowl', or maybe something illustrious such as 'Sir Broomhandle', as a form of payment

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McBane · Post by **McBane** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 9:55 am

**Shakes off another drunken 3 legged rat in drab.** Now I understand why you have been referenced (blamed) for everything over the past 6 months.

And I thought Weasel was twisted

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 10:00 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Gawain, I am duly impressed at your treachery. To blame me for the misdeeds of others while flirting with my favorite flame-haired beauty, that takes a heart as black as coal and a cowardly malice deserving of knighthood in my court. Kneel, Sir Kane the Betrayer, Lord of Pettiness. Come share an ale, just don’t get to close to my own flagon, untrustworthy one.

I'll gladly drink an ale with you, O Evil One, heck, I'll even buy! Thanks for the title, I'll try to live up to it.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 10:01 am

**looks around for bloodstalker**

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 10:03 am

Woops, wrong action

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KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 10:44 am

Hey ! Wafflefry ! You still here ?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 12:08 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
You see now people, these are deeds worthy of my court. I bestow upon you, Gruntboy, the much feared Black Pig of Destruction. Use is it to defeat my enemies in grotesque and repulsive ways, leaving them to whimper and sweep up their bowels from the field of dishonor. Be known in these realms as Sir GoatFelcher, Duke of Destruction, Earl of Wainscoting, and bearer of the Standard of Naked Wenches with Questionable Morals.

I have sent my errandboy Neddy in search of you. I expect you to make him quaver in fear. Impale him, or more accurately sodomize him, at your leisure just don’t give us the gory details whilst our stomachs are full.

ROFLMAO

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 12:24 pm

Waves at Ned.....I have been searching, going through the old bar threads, found nothing of consequece save for some half full bottles. Join me in a drink, before I venture forth again.

@Yshania, I ma still waiting for your reply to my earlier question.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 12:26 pm

Indeed, is the mighty goddess of wisdom herself laughing, if not scoffing, at the task I have at hand.

Impaled??? Sodomized??? Such petty happenings are mere inconveniences in the battle for the left ear of the demigrunt. I await, perhaps relish, the chance for the demigrunt to bestow such abuse upon me. The plan here is to have Bloodstalker sodomized in my stead. He's been passed out for hours and my judgement is so impaired I'm presuming he won't mind.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 12:28 pm

Alas, as I type my last post, my compadre awakens. BS, let us drink for I have found the island of dr. grunt and I know the lair of the demigrunt.

BS: check pri mess.

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Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 12:43 pm

You know the lair? Then let us drink, and prepare to seek this thing out, whatever our fates may be.

Begins to polish his mighty two-handed Blade of Lurking. Soon, my pet, soon.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 12:46 pm

hhmmmmmm, I see a flaw in Ned's plan, I will battle to the death, give life and limb, give any body part I have, but refuse to accept any other body parts.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 12:56 pm

by BS
hhmmmmmm, I see a flaw in Ned's plan, I will battle to the death, give life and limb, give any body part I have, but refuse to accept any other body parts.

You were passed out at the time. Oh very well, if anyone gets sodomized, it'll be me. When I assume the position, you go for the ear. Remember we only need an ear. Child's play

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 12:58 pm

I shall stick fast and hard, despite my state of intoxication, off course, my eyes will be closed, I do not wish to see you victimized so.

Drinks to clear bad mental image.

So, when does the journey begin? My blade gleams with anticipation.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 1:40 pm

**takes a long swig as I get images of Bloodstalker's horrible images of me.**

Well, since we've already consumed four of the twelve bottles of spirits, I'd say we need to start asss shoon asss poshible. Our target is already a member of Waverly's court. He's the onyx pig of defication or something like that, I don't know where he is right now. Perhaps we can set up a trap, I mean...err, thread for him in SYM. Or better yet, we'll nail him on his own ground by bending a couple of rules in the IWD forum. We owe him for all that squirrel business anyway, the swine. Chortle Snort.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 1:40 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
What could be considered 'normal' about any of your visits, Waverly?

On to your question: My List Of Deeds

I, er, have been..... uh, ....keeping your side of the bed warm.... Yeah! That's the ticket!
I have not flamed anyone on SYM, though I desperately wanted to
I have tried to flirt with Viv, to, uh, keep her warmed up for you, but she just responds better to you, so why did I bother?

Keep me 'warmed up'?? What am I a toy??

I am not a toaster, you do not plug me in to warm me up.

*has serious thoughts about finding the whip again*

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 1:41 pm

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 11, 2002 1:50 pm

Ah yes, the squirrel, that was indeed a nice peice of work. *drinks as he remembers*. Just goes to show the true depravity if the oone wee seek. *drinks as he considers our adversary* A thread, yes I see the merits of a well placed trap....uh, thread*drinks to a fine idea* Wait! I know the perfect thing! we shall complete our quest before nightfall!!!*drinks in excitement* Now hear my plan....we will*passes out dead drunk*