Top Ten Teen Sins

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 5:02 pm

According to "Sister Rosetta," these are the Top Ten Teen Sins:

99% Wearing Mini-Skirts
86% Smoking Cigarettes
75% Chewing Gum in Class
69% Using Birth Control
55% Sassing or Disobeying Parents, and Questioning Authority
42% Piercing and Tattooing their Bodies--The Temples of the Lord
33% Cheating on Exams
21% Masturbating
15% Listening to Rock and Roll
10% Skateboarding
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I guess I'm going to hell.

You can find more strange stuff by Sister Rosetta here.

Warning: This site does mention some [possibly] 'inappropriate things,' but not anything I haven't seen discussed by Waverly, Aegis, Grunty, and others in SYM.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 5:04 pm

What about paying too much attention to bishounen manga, like Sailor Moon?

(And yes, I mean that all in good fun.

)

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 5:12 pm

Originally posted by fable
What about paying too much attention to bishounen manga, like Sailor Moon? (And yes, I mean that all in good fun. )

Bishounen manga? Sailor Moon? *giggles* Sailor Moon is Bishoujo. Gundam Wing is Bishounen.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 5:39 pm

Chikuso.

But you know what I mean!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 5:47 pm

Originally posted by fable
Chikuso. But you know what I mean!

*giggles* Maybe I should email Sister Rosetta and ask her, ne?

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 5:49 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn

*giggles* Maybe I should email Sister Rosetta and ask her, ne?

Nah, she's probably reading Aa! Megami-sama!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 6:15 pm

Thankfully, it is all tongue in cheek (no snickering!) humor. Witness her graphic:

OTOH, except for skateboarding and gum chewing, that list reads like things I look for in a woman

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 7:07 pm

Originally posted by fable

Nah, she's probably reading Aa! Megami-sama!

LOL!!!!

I just came across one where she referenced to that!

LOL!!!

Der-draigen · Post by **Der-draigen** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 7:38 pm

Who the heck is Sister Rosetta?.......

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 8:07 pm

Originally posted by Der-draigen
Who the heck is Sister Rosetta?.......

*shrugs* Supposedly a nun who used to be a showgirl in Vegas, or something like that.

Der-draigen · Post by **Der-draigen** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 8:23 pm

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 8:28 pm

I sent Sister Rosetta an email asking some questions. I can't wait to see what kind of answers I get!

THE JAKER · Post by **THE JAKER** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 8:53 pm

Hmm, well I'm guilty of all of those sins, um except one.

I'll leave the miniskirts to the girls

(I'm sure the whole forum is relieved)

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Feb 08, 2002 10:29 pm

These are the ones I'm guilty of:

Wearing Mini-Skirts
Sassing or Disobeying Parents, and Questioning Authority
Piercing their Bodies--The Temples of the Lord
Masturbating
Listening to Rock and Roll

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 12:43 am

What is the percent number infront of every sin?

Default · Post by **Default** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 12:57 am

My disagreements and sometimes agreements to these sins:

99% Wearing Mini-Skirts
(My disagreement: Showing or expressing the lower half of the natural human body. Basically to admire and show the great work of god)

86% Smoking Cigarettes
(That I can understand)

75% Chewing Gum in Class
(Excercising of one's jaw and trying to give a better time for the person speaking to you)

69% Using Birth Control
(Being responsible and showing your independence)

55% Sassing or Disobeying Parents, and Questioning Authority
(Curiousity and creativity of one's mind)

42% Piercing and Tattooing their Bodies--The Temples of the Lord
(Expressing the love of one's favorite and treatment to characteristics of lack of art)

33% Cheating on Exams
(Inevitable)

21% Masturbating
(What humans do to prepare for the real thang!)

15% Listening to Rock and Roll
(Relaxation under the influence of one's favorite catagory in music)

10% Skateboarding
(Exercising, something to do to not smoke)

Default · Post by **Default** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 12:58 am

P.S. The creator of the website is either too religious or making a very bad joke.

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 7:12 am

Sissy Rose is pretty sad person. I mean, I don't do any of the things listed, except masturbate *shhhh*

Ok I do sass my parents a lot, but they're wrong sometimes duh lol. Besides she drives around on an illegal moped, see?

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 8:38 am

Originally posted by Default
P.S. The creator of the website is either too religious or making a very bad joke.

I don't think he/she is religioes at all...

Not if they are putting things like this on there site.

Default · Post by **Default** » Sat Feb 09, 2002 6:47 pm

Originally posted by Rob-hin

I don't think he/she is religioes at all...

Not if they are putting things like this on there site.

Good point, now I just think it's a really bad joke