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Top Ten Teen Sins

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According to "Sister Rosetta," these are the Top Ten Teen Sins:
  1. 99% Wearing Mini-Skirts
  2. 86% Smoking Cigarettes
  3. 75% Chewing Gum in Class
  4. 69% Using Birth Control
  5. 55% Sassing or Disobeying Parents, and Questioning Authority
  6. 42% Piercing and Tattooing their Bodies--The Temples of the Lord
  7. 33% Cheating on Exams
  8. 21% Masturbating
  9. 15% Listening to Rock and Roll
  10. 10% Skateboarding
    [/list=1]

    I guess I'm going to hell. :rolleyes: :D

    You can find more strange stuff by Sister Rosetta here.

    Warning: This site does mention some [possibly] 'inappropriate things,' but not anything I haven't seen discussed by Waverly, Aegis, Grunty, and others in SYM. :rolleyes: ;)
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Post by fable »

What about paying too much attention to bishounen manga, like Sailor Moon? ;) :D (And yes, I mean that all in good fun. :) )
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Originally posted by fable
What about paying too much attention to bishounen manga, like Sailor Moon? ;) :D (And yes, I mean that all in good fun. :) )
Bishounen manga? Sailor Moon? *giggles* Sailor Moon is Bishoujo. Gundam Wing is Bishounen. ;) :D
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.

I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.

Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*

Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬

I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania

[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]

Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve

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Chikuso. :( But you know what I mean! ;)
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Originally posted by fable
Chikuso. :( But you know what I mean! ;)
*giggles* Maybe I should email Sister Rosetta and ask her, ne? :D
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.

I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.

Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*

Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬

I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania

[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]

Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve

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Post by fable »

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn


*giggles* Maybe I should email Sister Rosetta and ask her, ne? :D
Nah, she's probably reading Aa! Megami-sama! :D
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Thankfully, it is all tongue in cheek (no snickering!) humor. Witness her graphic:Image
OTOH, except for skateboarding and gum chewing, that list reads like things I look for in a woman :D
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Originally posted by fable


Nah, she's probably reading Aa! Megami-sama! :D
LOL!!!!

I just came across one where she referenced to that!

LOL!!!
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.

I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.

Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*

Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬

I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania

[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]

Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve

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Post by Der-draigen »

Who the heck is Sister Rosetta?.......
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Originally posted by Der-draigen
Who the heck is Sister Rosetta?.......
*shrugs* Supposedly a nun who used to be a showgirl in Vegas, or something like that. :rolleyes:
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.

I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.

Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*

Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬

I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania

[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]

Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve

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Post by Der-draigen »

LMAO
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"So do all who live to see such times; but that is not for them to decide. All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you."
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I sent Sister Rosetta an email asking some questions. I can't wait to see what kind of answers I get! ;) :D
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.

I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.

Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*

Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬

I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania

[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]

Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve

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Hmm, well I'm guilty of all of those sins, um except one.

I'll leave the miniskirts to the girls ;)

(I'm sure the whole forum is relieved)
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These are the ones I'm guilty of:
Wearing Mini-Skirts
Sassing or Disobeying Parents, and Questioning Authority
Piercing their Bodies--The Temples of the Lord
Masturbating
Listening to Rock and Roll


:o :o :D :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D :o :o
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.

I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.

Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*

Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬

I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania

[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]

Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve

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What is the percent number infront of every sin?
While others climb the mountains High, beneath the tree I love to lie
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
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My disagreements and sometimes agreements to these sins:

99% Wearing Mini-Skirts
(My disagreement: Showing or expressing the lower half of the natural human body. Basically to admire and show the great work of god)

86% Smoking Cigarettes
(That I can understand)

75% Chewing Gum in Class
(Excercising of one's jaw and trying to give a better time for the person speaking to you)

69% Using Birth Control
(Being responsible and showing your independence)

55% Sassing or Disobeying Parents, and Questioning Authority
(Curiousity and creativity of one's mind)

42% Piercing and Tattooing their Bodies--The Temples of the Lord
(Expressing the love of one's favorite and treatment to characteristics of lack of art)

33% Cheating on Exams
(Inevitable)

21% Masturbating
(What humans do to prepare for the real thang!)

15% Listening to Rock and Roll
(Relaxation under the influence of one's favorite catagory in music)

10% Skateboarding
(Exercising, something to do to not smoke)
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P.S. The creator of the website is either too religious or making a very bad joke.
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Post by Shadow Sandrock »

Sissy Rose is pretty sad person. I mean, I don't do any of the things listed, except masturbate *shhhh* ;) Ok I do sass my parents a lot, but they're wrong sometimes duh lol. Besides she drives around on an illegal moped, see? Image
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Post by Rob-hin »

Originally posted by Default
P.S. The creator of the website is either too religious or making a very bad joke.
I don't think he/she is religioes at all...

Not if they are putting things like this on there site. :D
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Originally posted by Rob-hin


I don't think he/she is religioes at all...

Not if they are putting things like this on there site. :D
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Good point, now I just think it's a really bad joke :o
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