You should try it, Aegis.Originally posted by Aegis
"Wanna help me bury a bone?" Is one of the best I've heard. Though I would never try it, of course...
Oh, so that's what that smell was.Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Looks over at SS....when you come back, will you please bring my breath with you? you took it away from me when you walked past earlier.
... but no cigar...Originally posted by C Elegans
The lady was puzzled and seemed to actually think about the idea, but, alas - her conclusion was that she couldn't marry someone she didn't know.
.I have met a few woman who used variants of that tacitc with different results. And I must admitt I like the aproach, atleast you are honset in what it is you want.Originally posted by Bloodstalker
On a related note, you would be surprised at what works and what doesn't. I had a freind who used only one pickup line in his life.....simply approached the lady and asked if she would like to sleep with him. It caused his jaw to form a permanent disfigurement from so many slaps, but occasionally it actually worked.
). But I was in a bar once with a friend and a guy struck up a conversation with her, and he said, "So, do you come here often?" It's not necessarily a bad line but it's so lame and cliche, I couldn't believe anyone would actually say it... ROFLMAO!!!Originally posted by curviceps
Not a girl, but here's a line a buddy of mine used once. Possibly the worst I've ever heard. He's a film buff, so he (I think) meant it as a compliment. He had a few too many, so maybe he didn't know what he was saying himself, but:
Him: (leaning in drunkenly) Did anyone ever tell you that you have a chin like Kirk Douglas?
Her: (slap)
Nice one there, curvy! Thanks for the good laugh. 
I've done things like that before. Only with me it was random people around my school for a School Video Year book we were doing.Originally posted by C Elegans
One day when we was strolling downtown, he saw this beautiful lady. He thought "now or never", boldy stepped forward to her, introduced himself and said "Do you want to marry me?".
I particularly like the "you know" after "I just talk".Originally posted by AbysmalNature
I don't use lines, I just talk you know, no specific format and however it goes it goes you know, maybe I make a new friend maybe we go home together, either way it is all good.
Those lines were very funny though.
I ususually work better for women, since our society still has this erranous prejudice that women are less interested than men in sex, why men often feel more flattered by such requests.Originally posted by Dottie
I have met a few woman who used variants of that tacitc with different results. And I must admitt I like the aproach, atleast you are honset in what it is you want.
LOLOriginally posted by AbysmalNature
I don't use lines, I just talk you know, no specific format and however it goes it goes you know, maybe I make a new friend maybe we go home together, either way it is all good.
Yes, it was.Originally posted by C Elegans
I just recalled a really horrible pick up line, or rather pick-up lecture: I was at a private party when this really sweet looking guy comes up to me and says "I wish I was in a bubble bath with you and a bottle of pink champagne". Then he continued with detailed descriptions of what he would like to do in that bath. Now, wasn't that tacky
Makes you wonder what he thought of women in general, that he figured such a line could actually work. For that matter, it makes you wonder what the woman would be like whom that line could actually work upon... I hope you laughed. NOT!posted by Dottie
@CE: ROFL, Shall I take it you didnt accept such a gallant invitation?
The guy who rang at my doorbell 4am in the morning a weekday night and suggested we'd take a ride to Scotland on his motorbike, that was another thing That kind of line give me the impression that the guy is trying to figure out "what a woman wants" rather than saying something spontaneos that he really means. I think such a line might work on women and men who contrary to me, get the impression that the person who says it is genuine. How one could get that impression is beyond me though, since it sounds like a very bad movie.posted by Fable
Makes you wonder what he thought of women in general, that he figured such a line could actually work. For that matter, it makes you wonder what the woman would be like whom that line could actually work upon... I hope you laughed.
