If real life was like BG2 what race/alignment/kit would you be

ARcheR_S_ · Post by **ARcheR_S_** » Sun May 26, 2002 2:55 am

Hmm..............it seems that I am an (half-)Elf.............Chaotic Good (male)...............Ranger (Archer) / Bard.........also a follower of Solonor Thelandria

I cant see any logic in this.
Never new Bard would be my kit.......a well.

I asume these kits arent editable with ShadowKeeper. (right?)

Well time to study in the art of music (ahum)

-ARcheR_S_

Littiz · Post by **Littiz** » Sun May 26, 2002 3:54 am

I wish I could be such a good player as to defend Keldorn… *sigh*

@Aubrey: you almost moved me! Really!

We shall try to be quick then!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Sun May 26, 2002 10:33 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Mages have some Protection spells too @Ratty.

Chaotic Good Elven Ranger/druid. Worships Mielikki.

And paladins do not get chicks. Just ask Vivien . According to her halfling thieves get the chicks.

No, no, I merely argued the facts

I can't help it if you men always try to argue with emotion and 'feelings'... *rolls her eyes*

Viv

Aubrey · Post by **Aubrey** » Sun May 26, 2002 1:05 pm

@ Littiz --

Next time we'll go to Spellhold, I promise Keldorn will be the chosen one to take your Immy's head off!

Cheers

blueguy · Post by **blueguy** » Sun May 26, 2002 11:58 pm

Well lookie here! some people are shocked at their results from the kit that was given to them... seems im a :

Chaotic Good Half-Orc Fighter Paladin
Follower Of Tymora

In all seriousness, i dont think i could be happier with my results! other than the fact half-orcs are kinda... sorta... horrendously ugly

oh well... if i was a half orc and someone made a joke about my appearance, id simply bite their face off! .... nah, id only do that if they were evil too

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 27, 2002 1:48 am

Originally posted by Vivien

No, no, I merely argued the facts I can't help it if you men always try to argue with emotion and 'feelings'... *rolls her eyes*

Viv

Let's not start that particular debate up again *cough*elfs rule*cough*

. According to you halfling thieves get the chicks. You said so yourself.

So there.

Littiz · Post by **Littiz** » Mon May 27, 2002 3:25 am

Next time we'll go to Spellhold, I promise Keldorn will be the chosen one to take your Immy's head off!

nooooo..........
How could you say such a thing!!!
noooooo......

We seem to have lost our path!

We should try to become again the good guys we once was!!

Come on, the challenge is almost ended!!!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 27, 2002 3:39 am

Littiz is right, you shouldn't test out your theories on poor defenceless Immie. It's more fun to test them out on Aerie or Nalia.

Aubrey · Post by **Aubrey** » Mon May 27, 2002 3:54 am

@ Littiz --

Come on, the challenge is almost ended!!!

Oh, really? How many M. swords have you summoned??

@ Ode --

Littiz is right, you shouldn't test out your theories on poor defenceless Immie. It's more fun to test them out on Aerie or Nalia.

But she won't be defenceless! On the contrary. I'll give her a couple of crap spells and a T-shirt saying, "Littiz, save me!"

Cheers

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 27, 2002 3:56 am

Oh, well that's all right, then.

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Mon May 27, 2002 4:08 am

Originally posted by Aubrey
@ Littiz --

But she won't be defenceless! On the contrary. I'll give her a couple of crap spells and a T-shirt saying, "Littiz, save me!"
Cheers

LOL

Let's see what use identify is in combat!!!!!

@Ode, what's the new avatar supposed to see, can't see what it is.
To bad I can't call you Jim annymore.....

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 27, 2002 5:24 am

It's probably better if I didn't say directly...This link should explain everything.

Can't wait to see what you call me now

Stick to Jim if you want.

Err...Yes, that was the short sword+7 I meant. Fable has eyes everywhere.

Damien Godchild · Post by **Damien Godchild** » Mon May 27, 2002 12:58 pm

half orc male barbarian: im crazy and there alata stuff that aint human inme

damien

DaringCommander11 · Post by **DaringCommander11** » Mon May 27, 2002 4:32 pm

That test is total bs

I tried the test 10 times because I couldn't beleave the results any of the times. Every time I was a elf (except for the Half-Orc Paladin) and a mage or ranger (except for the Paladin.) I hate the elven people with a fury. Stuck up stick in the muds I say. I hate camping a forest stuff and studies over tomes my entire life would quickly lead to suicide. How did I get those results?

mynamewasstolen · Post by **mynamewasstolen** » Mon May 27, 2002 9:35 pm

@daring-The same I ended up as a city loving nature hating true-neutral Druid-Ranger.

Cultural Bias.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 27, 2002 10:06 pm

It looks like you're a half-orc paladin then.

I like elves, they're aloof and distant towards most of the races in Faerun, but would you get attached to someone who was only going to live a tenth of your life? Even dwarves only live half as long as elves, and they're the next-longest lived race you can select.
Elves rock, is what I'm trying to say.

mynamewasstolen · Post by **mynamewasstolen** » Mon May 27, 2002 11:05 pm

As Tom Waits wrote "Live hard, die young, have a good looking corpse every time.".

Think about the terror of a onehundred year adolesence. Could you imagine going to school for a hunrded years while suffering from the traumas of becoming a man/woman. Think about the shear capacity for embarassment. At least when you are a half-orc that is sort of encouraged.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon May 27, 2002 11:20 pm

Elves, IIRC, reach adulthood at around 80-120 years, depending upon what sub-race they are. So they'd only have a 40-60 year long adolescence.

I far prefer the expression "Live hard, die old" myself. And as elves never really seem to age visibly after reaching adulthood they still get a good-looking corpse.

Back to the topic, if you please.

mynamewasstolen · Post by **mynamewasstolen** » Mon May 27, 2002 11:23 pm

True enough.