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Hi Brink, did you bring any booze with you from the lab?
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@Robnark-How the heck did you guys figure out how to insert a cam into a bar of soap? :eek: :p (Great job anyways :D :p )

@Ode-Of course ;) .Want some? (this offer goes out to everyone in here as well :) )
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i dunno how it's done - the COMMs who installed the cameras have many strange secrets, but the method of inserting cameras into soap is by far the most useful technology i've seen :D
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I forgot to bring any, the soap-cam's the COMMs idea. I suspect Mah is behind this, it's too cunning for Fas, too sneaky for the Nipster, /-\lastor didn't know about it before now and too out of EMINEM's style.
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i'll have a glass of medical alcahol
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@Ode-Isn't Mah a paladin? :rolleyes: :p (one E.S.S coming right up :) )

*stares at the picture onscreen*

Wow, I didn't know that soap can be used to do that

@Robnark-Yeap, it's one of their better inventions :p ;) (medical alcohol? I'll need to check your I.D first :p )
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Pass it through please :)
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damn. left it on the roof. i'll just have a bottle of meths instead then. :)
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Ahhhh...when the cat's away, the mice shall play, yes?

I see that you have discovered our...entertainment systems. :rolleyes: :) :cool:

Of course, you know I had you guys in mind when this place was designed...most everything here is coated with teflon. :D I'm surprised that you didn't "discover" the authentic whiskey still that I had moved here from it's hiding place in the Appalachian foothills. It came complete with a jug of "corn squeezins."

I was going to post a warning about those buttons on the chairs, you know. Silly me, I forgot. :D The one on the right - thank goodness you didn't push that one - allows one to become intimately familiar with a group of rather hungry crocodilians...they've been rather testy lately, however. I don't know how they'd react to...company.

Ok, the guys in the shades are actually Blues Brothers look alikes I keep around just for sentimental value, in case you all were wondering. Be easy on them, will you? :rolleyes:

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Re: the bone club

Really? I must have mis-translated that cave painting in Kenya...I could've sworn it said "Oogla." Blasted Kenyan arms dealer! I need to have words with that one... :mad:
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no worries, got me own provate supply right here.

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*hands Robnark a bottle of Meths*

There ya go ;) .

Btw, what is in all these other tapes lying on the floor? :rolleyes: :)

@Chanak-Hiya :)
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welcome back, Chanak

i get the foreboding feeling that this is about to transmogrify into a drink-fest :rolleyes:

and all i wanted to do is watch my porn in peace...
:( ;) :)

i see from the control panel that there is a tiny camera mounted in the cubicle floor. sounds interesting. whaddya say? ;)
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Hmmm...I better go have a look at that "Amnesty Box" before I go... :D

Soap Cams? Really? :eek: Oh, I know who came up with that idea. Surely you can figure that one out... :D
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Are there any other .... entertainment devices installed here? ;)
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Post by Chanak »

Howdy @Brink

I hope you guys haven't eaten all of the Froot Loops. :mad:

@Robnark:

You didn't notice the cam mounted above you? :cool: It's at just the right angle, you know. ;)

Surely the fellow I hired from Tennessee is going to be very busy today at the still...not to worry, though. In case you run out, 'lastor, there's plenty 'o 'squeezins in my private stash. :D
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Why thank you, Sah
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The bed is calling me, my friends, and so, I must bid you all farewell(and goodnight :) ).See you all around, and have fun with the entertainment system in here :D
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camera?! damn! in case any misunderstandings about what i was doing arise, i was er... adjusting my underwear :o
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@'lastor:

Well...if you're still looking for a job, I just might have the master schematics for the entire...audio-video...layout for this place... :D
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@Brink: After what you saw here, I'm sure you'll too have some fun, in bed ;) :D

@Chanak: Thank you boss I'll take that title surely ;)
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