CIA Safehouse

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 9:16 am

@'lastor:

You could add "Entertainment Systems Manager" to your title...

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 9:22 am

Why thank you, boss

*Begins installing cinema screen*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 9:52 am

*staggers in from the neighboring pub*

It is still quite early for me.....so do you happen to anything like lattes and croissants?

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 10:04 am

We've got the next best thing: booze and porn!!

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 10:12 am

Shhh! don't give the game away!

of course we have lattes and croissants, but would you like to have a shower first? :innocent face:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 10:23 am

Re: Shhh! don't give the game away!

Originally posted by Robnark
of course we have lattes and croissants, but would you like to have a shower first? :innocent face:

Thank you for the considerate offer, but as it transpires I already took a shower in the Home for the Depraved .

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 10:32 am

curses. foiled again

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 10:33 am

*Mourns the loss of a loved avatar*

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 10:41 am

Originally posted by Robnark
curses. foiled again

Awwwwwwww, sniff

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 11:32 am

Talking about... insertions, I've got a joke for you:

A man is desperate to go to the toilet on a flight but all of the mens toilets are full. He desperately asks an air hostess what he can do. She replied;

"The ladies toilet is free sir, I suggest you borrow that but whatever you do, don't push the third button!"

So the man smiles and moves quickly to the toilet. On his entrance to the loo he notices that it is quite large and spacious. It also has a button panel near the handle for the loo.

The man sits down and does his business and is just about to zip up when he reads the panel's label. By each of the three buttons is a small label:

1. Warm Water
2. Warm Air.
3. ATR.

So the man pushes the button and enjoys the sensation, he then pushes the second button and smiles as the warm air dries him off.

He thinks to himself, "the third button has to be really good, they must not want me to tell the men about this equipment!" so he pushes the button and swifly passes out in agony.

He wakes up in a hospital with a smiling nurse and he asks what happened.

"The air hostess warned you sir, she don't push the third button, but you did..."

"But what happened? What caused so much pain?"

The woman sighs, and lights up in a wry smile.

"You pushed the automatic tampon remover..."

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 11:38 am

OUOUOUOUOUOUCCHHHH

Thank you very much, now I'm stuck with that picture in my mind for the rest of the day.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 11:48 am

@Nippy,
LMAO!

that image, I suspect, rivals the snap of the fabled latex gloves in terms of inducing fear within the average male.....

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 11:51 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
@Nippy,
LMAO!
that image, I suspect, rivals the snap of the fabled latex gloves in terms of inducing fear within the average male.....

You've got that right

, Yikes

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 1:21 pm

you cruel people. if i go to sleep tonight, i just know those two images will crop up eventually. *shudders*

CM · Post by CM » Sun Jun 16, 2002 1:25 pm

Logistics Officer checking in. I will be present tomorrow to fix the damage and introduce our new peon...err...no recruit to the state of affairs of the COMMic way of life.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 2:24 pm

****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! ****! and ****!

Ah, hello there. I only just realised that this isn't another fable/CE thread, so as you can see I'm slightly peeved that I missed all the hardcore voyeurism...

So, what's up? I suppose there's no chance of having all those videos - the best ones must've all been taken by now. Looks like all that's left is this Weasel one and one labeled "urinal-cam". I think I won't...

Oh, and thanks Nippy/DW, now I'm cringing as well as laughing

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 2:26 pm

Ahh...nice pub idea

So Kam, were you at the Cowley Road Carnival today?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 2:33 pm

Originally posted by frogus
Ahh...nice pub idea So Kam, were you at the Cowley Road Carnival today?

Errr...*searches brain*...no. I actually have no knowledge of it, apart from knowing Cowley Road rather well and having a firmly ingrained definition of the word "carnival"...what is it? a big carnival taking place on the Cowley Road? Thought so

Not my thing I'm afraid

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 2:41 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
Errr...*searches brain*...no. I actually have no knowledge of it, apart from knowing Cowley Road rather well and having a firmly ingrained definition of the word "carnival"...what is it? a big carnival taking place on the Cowley Road? Thought so Not my thing I'm afraid

LOL... it's just a kind of community thing...it is not much like a normal carnival, but there were bands playing (mainly funk & reggae, but also punk and some indian music etc) and people dansing and playing capoeira and having fun...it's quite a big thing for the rasta community (urgggh *feels like dispicable death head*) and the Dub was mobbed out...I ended up in there for a long time listening to some gnarled old rasta mixing the upsetter and drinking stella with zoots in the yard...it was nice

you should come next year...or however often it is...

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Jun 16, 2002 2:46 pm

Originally posted by frogus
LOL... it's just a kind of community thing...it is not much like a normal carnival, but there were bands playing (mainly funk & reggae, but also punk and some indian music etc) and people dansing and playing capoeira and having fun...it's quite a big thing for the rasta community (urgggh *feels like dispicable death head*) and the Dub was mobbed out...I ended up in there for a long time listening to some gnarled old rasta mixing the upsetter and drinking stella with zoots in the yard...it was nice you should come next year...or however often it is...

Sounds...interesting

and maybe a little fun

I might do, but by next year I'll be safely esconced within Bristol Uni where none of you scum can get to me...*evil laugh*