Ah, you do have your uses then.Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
It won't work, my house has been blacklisted by Mormons, Jehovah's Witnesses and gypsies alike.
I am not glaring! Just sit down and met me start brushing...How come you never brush my hair?
Because you've always got my comb! 
Me and my dog, as it were. She hates people who come to convert us, we don't know how she knows they're going to bother us but she won't stop barking at them...I'm very proud of my dog.Originally posted by Georgi
Ah, you do have your uses then.
You were so glaring! Fine *sits down*
**Starts brushing Georgi's hair** I deny everything. You obviously have her well-trainedOriginally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Me and my dog, as it were. She hates people who come to convert us, we don't know how she knows they're going to bother us but she won't stop barking at them...I'm very proud of my dog.
I was not. And you needn't take that tone with me, young lady! **Starts brushing Georgi's hair** I deny everything.
How can you deny it, you're holding my comb right now! Nope, she's just naturally talented.Originally posted by Georgi
You obviously have her well-trained
Who are you calling young lady, young man?
**Keeps brushing** Possesion is nine tenths of the law. It's my comb now. Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
You, young lady. Would you prefer it if I called you "supple" instead? **Keeps brushing** Possesion is nine tenths of the law. It's my comb now.
Ummm, as long as you weren't looking to test that assumption *makes note to get new comb* Ouch! Be more careful, how many times do I have to tell you?!? LOL, Beldin, that's how I feel every time I have my Friday meeting: taking another beating; the usual mumbo jumbo about Solution Rates, Ring Time, Level of Service,...Originally posted by Beldin
EDIT - Have fun at your meeting @Eerhardt
- especially with my colleagues away and my handling all calls on my own; now, be a man and take your beating 
Actually, this week was pretty much ok, despite me handling everything alone ... ** downs his J.D. and pours himself another glass ** Well, lessee about that. Why do you need a new comb if I'm always willing to brush your hair for you?Originally posted by Georgi
Ummm, as long as you weren't looking to test that assumption
Yes dear, I'll be more gentle. Now hold still, supple lady. Because then I wouldn't have to put up with you pulling my hair and whining about having to comb it for me!Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Well, lessee about that. Why do you need a new comb if I'm always willing to brush your hair for you? Yes dear, I'll be more gentle. Now hold still, supple lady.
I am holding still! [/size] I only whine about having to brush your hair when you whine about my taking your comb, and I so do not pull your hair.Originally posted by Georgi
Because then I wouldn't have to put up with you pulling my hair and whining about having to comb it for me!
Good, stay that way, and I'll keep brushing it without pulling. 
** takes another drink from his J.D. ** quick, Ode, toss that thing over to Dusty and deny everything - so you like the purple hair, then ? ** starts drowning himself in his glass of J.D. ** 
