CIA Safehouse

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:19 am

the actions of Eerhardt

No need to get up, Tam - just hold on to something when Beldin 'ports us out

. You'll know when we're leaving. Then just check SYM for the thread we've moved to and you can continue posting/drinking from there... ** downs a glass of J.D. **

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:22 am

Yeah, my lotus-sniffing friend, come along for the ride. **Gets Tammy another glass of JDs and lights himself a spliff.**

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:22 am

Grabs hold of bar.

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:25 am

*jumps in, in the nick of time and grabs tammy's legs.*

Heck i am coming too!!

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:27 am

What the...

Oh its just a flaming skull holding onto my leg, thats all

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:31 am

Okay, any more people along for the ride?

**Straps himself into his gunners chair/lounge, spliff in hand, and waits for the dimension jump**

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:37 am

Beldin:

**climbs in behind the wheel, closes the doors of the truck and backs out through the hole in the south wall of the CIA Safehouse**

Everyone aboard ? Let's ROLL !!

**accelerates the truck and hits the "teleport" button after setting the automatic homing device to the frequency of the slightly radioactive red x that Ode painted on the wall of their targetted thread**

WHOOOOOSH !

**the COMMs are left with a big hole in their south wall and the memory of some great partying**

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:50 am

Originally posted by Chanak
I bet they didn't know you had it in ya.

Or were hoping not, at any rate.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:56 am

Re: Beldin:

Originally posted by Beldin
**climbs in behind the wheel, closes the doors of the truck and backs out through the hole in the south wall of the CIA Safehouse**

Everyone aboard ? Let's ROLL !!

**accelerates the truck and hits the "teleport" button after setting the automatic homing device to the frequency of the slightly radioactive red x that Ode painted on the wall of their targetted thread**

WHOOOOOSH !

**the COMMs are left with a big hole in their south wall and the memory of some great partying**

*Watchs from the shadows and writes down notes*

CM · Post by CM » Mon Jun 24, 2002 2:05 am

*runs in and checks the damage. Re-sets all the cameras and hands off the cassettes to the weasel so that he can make better notes!

Also sets up the droids to clean up the place and make sure you get rid of all the shine left around.*

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 7:51 am

Well done, COMMrade...

...things are proceeding as planned. The outcome was expected afterall, so no problemo.

Our destiny awaits...

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 11:20 am

*Walks by, oblivious to what's happened.*

/-\lastor · Post by **/-\lastor** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 4:28 pm

*Finally finds his way out of the bloody closet.*

Hmm that wasnt the cafeteria after all. What the hell were those old and dusty cloning vats doing there?

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 8:20 pm

@lastor: Ssshhhhhh! keep your voice down!

Ah, well, it appears we are left with purple beer bottles, IOU's Hey Moose! Rocco! Please help our "patrons" find their checkbooks!

, candy wrappers, and skid marks heading straight out the south wall. Cool!

@Maharlika:

...things are proceeding as planned. The outcome was expected afterall, so no problemo.

Indeed, O Scribe of the Luminous Path.

What was intended for ill shall of course serve the ultimate good that is the dawning glory of COMM.

Ok, 'Lastor, you're in charge of the place while I'm away playing Neverwinter Nights.

Just be sure to feed the crocodiles eight times a day, erase all the messages on the answering machine, and seat all SLURRs at the teflon coated tables.

Oh, and one more thing: be sure that nobody - and I mean nobody - presses the new yellow button near the bronze statue of Buck. I shall not be responsible for the mess.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 8:35 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
Oh, and one more thing: be sure that nobody - and I mean nobody - presses the new yellow button near the bronze statue of Buck.

*Eyes the new button*

**Must resist**

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 9:52 pm

Ah what the hell, I'm the guy that usually has a bad ending no matter what the case.
*Throws a stone at the yellow button, not only activating it, but destroying it*
What the hell? Nothing's happening, it's all clear guys....come on out from behind the de----holy hell....run!!! It's a robot of the nastiest denizen of SYM!!!!!
*Runs straight onto the trapped tile, which opens up from underneath him*

[All you can hear from The Z now will be a muffled scream]

*MFFFFGAFGFGFFFMMMGRRRA*

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 10:53 pm

*sigh* Picks up Z's left shoe, regarding it ruefully

"Hey /-\lastor! Don't worry about the crocs 'till noonish tomorrow!"

*deactivates killer Georgi android* Would somebody be so kind as to reinstall a new Yellow Button? I have to go. Thanks.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 11:49 pm

*A memorial*

So brave they come..

The Z

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Jun 26, 2002 12:08 am

Thanks a lot, Z-man...

... for being such a good sport.

...

... a minute please... *Weasel whispers something at Maharlika*

...and *aherm*, yes, well, for being a good guineapig.

Your heroism is greatly appreciated in the pursuit of COMM's Golden Fleece.

Would you want to be resurrected again and be a COMMnic Knight?

Originally posted by Chanak
*sigh* Picks up Z's left shoe, regarding it ruefully

"Hey /-\lastor! Don't worry about the crocs 'till noonish tomorrow!"

*deactivates killer Georgi android* Would somebody be so kind as to reinstall a new Yellow Button? I have to go. Thanks.

Got this covered, COMMrade Direktor. I have teleCOMMed Fas and he will have it fixed in a jiffy. Trust the Log Officer to come up with brilliant gadgets... *thinks of Dexter's Lab* BTW, do you think it was wise to let them know about the android?

*whistles*

I wonder if Ode would like it...

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jun 26, 2002 12:45 am

Ok the handy man is here!
Hold on sec yellow button?
Got it!

*quickly rummages through his COMMic bag of holding, brings out 2 yellow buttons, replaces the original 1 with 1. Then moves 70 feet in the other direction and places another yellow button for weasel.*

Now one, does what err...the mishap that occured to the z. However the other one, well lets just say the slurrs will get a KICK out of it!

Also the place is up and ready.
I suggest we get those cameras rolling and start serving stuff!