Dr Waverly or: How I didnt learn from the shaving incident.
Dr Waverly or: How I didnt learn from the shaving incident.
This is another great story of success from the club of vain males.
Yesterday I decided I needed to bleach my hair - The roots were more than visible. What I really wanted however was not to have it blond, but white. A highly uncomfirmed rumor told me that it would help if I dyed it blue before bleaching, so that would be my course of action. I started out with this only a few hours before going to work as I figured it wouldnt take too long.
The first problem I encountered was that the particular dye i bought didnt come with gloves, and I didnt have any at home, so I decided that what the hell, it will probably wash of with a little work. So I proceded happily with the dyeing and didnt really worry about it. Another small problem was that dyeing it blue requires your hair to be blond to start with, wich it was - except the roots. But I didnt think it would matter much as I figured it would be nicely masked when I bleached.
Everything else went nicely and after half an hour or so I had nice blue hair and should begin bleaching, wich I did. The third problem hovewer was that my bleaching-agent wasnt strong enough to wipe out the blue color. Instead it turned into a not so nice shade of cyan. When I started my hair was also slightly brighter closer to the tops (as I had bleached it multiple times previously) wich resulted in a different shade of cyan there. This is however not obvious when the hair is still wet, so I decided everything was fine.
So I started the cleaning procces of my hands while waiting for the hair to dry. Obviously the color didnt wash of - at all, not even on the nails. In addition I had some patches of black nail polish left wich formed irregular patterns together with the blue.
After a while I realized that i was already late for work. So I hurried away with blond roots, rest of the hair in different shades of cyan and nice blue hands that looked like the result of some childs play with his paint-box. Nedless to say my carriage that day look quite much like that of a wet cat.
Edit: The moral of this story - Figure out yourself.
Yesterday I decided I needed to bleach my hair - The roots were more than visible. What I really wanted however was not to have it blond, but white. A highly uncomfirmed rumor told me that it would help if I dyed it blue before bleaching, so that would be my course of action. I started out with this only a few hours before going to work as I figured it wouldnt take too long.
The first problem I encountered was that the particular dye i bought didnt come with gloves, and I didnt have any at home, so I decided that what the hell, it will probably wash of with a little work. So I proceded happily with the dyeing and didnt really worry about it. Another small problem was that dyeing it blue requires your hair to be blond to start with, wich it was - except the roots. But I didnt think it would matter much as I figured it would be nicely masked when I bleached.
Everything else went nicely and after half an hour or so I had nice blue hair and should begin bleaching, wich I did. The third problem hovewer was that my bleaching-agent wasnt strong enough to wipe out the blue color. Instead it turned into a not so nice shade of cyan. When I started my hair was also slightly brighter closer to the tops (as I had bleached it multiple times previously) wich resulted in a different shade of cyan there. This is however not obvious when the hair is still wet, so I decided everything was fine.
So I started the cleaning procces of my hands while waiting for the hair to dry. Obviously the color didnt wash of - at all, not even on the nails. In addition I had some patches of black nail polish left wich formed irregular patterns together with the blue.
After a while I realized that i was already late for work. So I hurried away with blond roots, rest of the hair in different shades of cyan and nice blue hands that looked like the result of some childs play with his paint-box. Nedless to say my carriage that day look quite much like that of a wet cat.
Edit: The moral of this story - Figure out yourself.
While others climb the mountains High, beneath the tree I love to lie
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
ROTFLOL! I can only imagine the looks your boss must have given you when you arrived at work. I bet you missed the "evil eye" he used to give you.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
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A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.
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Actually she just laughed at meOriginally posted by Chanak
ROTFLOL! I can only imagine the looks your boss must have given you when you arrived at work. I bet you missed the "evil eye" he used to give you.
While others climb the mountains High, beneath the tree I love to lie
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
Well, the dress code is everything but strict were I work, So I think I had an easier time than most people would.Originally posted by Delacroix
Reminds me Cindy Lauper.
Brave one are you, after that I was never left home to work.
While others climb the mountains High, beneath the tree I love to lie
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
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I see you forgot real quick.Originally posted by Minerva
It's a bit surprise that Weasel hasn't reported any similar experience, really...
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And to think I thought I looked funny when I dyed my hair purple a few months back...
Funny story @Dotticus.
Funny story @Dotticus.
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ohhhhhh.....good luck with dyeing your hair again.
I wanna hear what happens when you correct it!
I wanna hear what happens when you correct it!
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Im afraid I must disapoint you an CM abit here. After I got home I managed to save it somewhat by adding more bleach. Now it looks decent - From far away, in darkness. Any closer inspection will no doubt reveal evidence of past events, but it doesnt look as horrible as it did.Originally posted by C Elegans
Hehe, now I look forward even more to our meeting tomorrow!
While others climb the mountains High, beneath the tree I love to lie
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
Can we have a picture? Pleeeease? I don't suppose anyone snapped you in your ive-just-made-a-mess-of-my-hair-and-im-pretty-pissed state?
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Im very sorry, But no such picture exists.Originally posted by Kameleon
Can we have a picture? Pleeeease? I don't suppose anyone snapped you in your ive-just-made-a-mess-of-my-hair-and-im-pretty-pissed state?
While others climb the mountains High, beneath the tree I love to lie
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
Dammit, I hoped your hair was still in different shades of cyan.
Reminds me of when I was a model at an exhibition for a friend who was a very experimental hair stylist...sigh...I wore a hood for nearly two monts after that... Well, at least he got some kind of price for it...
Reminds me of when I was a model at an exhibition for a friend who was a very experimental hair stylist...sigh...I wore a hood for nearly two monts after that... Well, at least he got some kind of price for it...
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