I can't help it. It's my feminin charm that attracts men of all occupations, personalities and maritual statuses.Originally posted by Aegis
Yeah, you got it rough...
CE's dating service
Im sure when Buzzy isnt heartbroken from me dumping him, he will be sure to rush over to you.Originally posted by Aqua-chan
I can't help it. It's my feminin charm that attracts men of all occupations, personalities and maritual statuses.
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
Granted. But that means your femininity actually turned Buzzy away. But then again, I think Buzzy is a bit.............confused at the moment.Originally posted by Aqua-chan
No.. Probably over to Aegis.
@CE ANYTHING but a monkey would have been alright. Heck, I would have been happier with a spider.
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
I have a Weasel. Do you want him?Originally posted by Tybaltus
Granted. But that means your femininity actually turned Buzzy away. But then again, I think Buzzy is a bit.............confused at the moment.
@CE ANYTHING but a monkey would have been alright. Heck, I would have been happier with a spider.
"There are worse things in the world than serving the whims of a deadly sex goddess." - Zevran
I dont even know anymore. Im terribly confused at the moment....Originally posted by Aqua-chan
I have a Weasel. Do you want him?
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
I believe Im going to jump off a bridge now.....Originally posted by Dottie
Guys, (and girls) You should respect CEs decision, she is a proffesional and know whats best for you.
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
I will consider her choice final.Originally posted by Aqua-chan
We'll see how you react when she puts you up with Fas
You must understand, im disapointed to. I had hoped for ...
While others climb the mountains High, beneath the tree I love to lie
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
Dotticus is absolutely right. Sometimes what is best does not immediately look so, mostly because of our inner fears and that we are not used to things. But trust me - I am a psychologist.Originally posted by Dottie
Guys, (and girls) You should respect CEs decision, she is a proffesional and know whats best for you.
Very good, because I found a very special lady for you.I will consider her choice final.
"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
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And more couples...
KidD92.398 and Eminem are both romantic, unpretentious and a bit old fashioned guys. The will have a candle light dinner at a Jamaican restaurant. Both will be dressed casually, in jeans and T-shirt. Then they go off to a bar and chat about life's mysteries over a rhum and coke or two. Perhaps some improvised slow dancing on the floor after a few drinks...The will end the evening with a moonlight walk on the beach, and who knows...maybe they start talking marriage already at this point...
Gaxx and Beowulf will take a long, slow, romantic walk at a beautiful, isolated beach. Their intimate and quiet talk will only be interrupted by some playing in the water and Gaxx occationally singing a little tune. Close to midnight, the couple enters the club scene and dressed in catsuits, they will go wild all night and dance mosh pit until the day breaks.
Dottie: Since you recently said you needed more excitement in life, I decided to send you on a long journey, to place where rugged misty peaks shadow emerald green fields and crystal clear lakes. In the dense forests of Sulawesi, you will meet this exotic lady. She is beautiful, dangerous and irresistable, especially for creatures like you. She won't mind you turning up in a leather skirt, and like you, she has a preference for grass.
KidD92.398 and Eminem are both romantic, unpretentious and a bit old fashioned guys. The will have a candle light dinner at a Jamaican restaurant. Both will be dressed casually, in jeans and T-shirt. Then they go off to a bar and chat about life's mysteries over a rhum and coke or two. Perhaps some improvised slow dancing on the floor after a few drinks...The will end the evening with a moonlight walk on the beach, and who knows...maybe they start talking marriage already at this point...
Gaxx and Beowulf will take a long, slow, romantic walk at a beautiful, isolated beach. Their intimate and quiet talk will only be interrupted by some playing in the water and Gaxx occationally singing a little tune. Close to midnight, the couple enters the club scene and dressed in catsuits, they will go wild all night and dance mosh pit until the day breaks.
Dottie: Since you recently said you needed more excitement in life, I decided to send you on a long journey, to place where rugged misty peaks shadow emerald green fields and crystal clear lakes. In the dense forests of Sulawesi, you will meet this exotic lady. She is beautiful, dangerous and irresistable, especially for creatures like you. She won't mind you turning up in a leather skirt, and like you, she has a preference for grass.
"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
Moderator of Planescape: Torment, Diablo I & II and Dungeon Siege forums
I believe Im going to hit my head with a brick now.....Originally posted by C Elegans
Dotticus is absolutely right. Sometimes what is best does not immediately look so, mostly because of our inner fears and that we are not used to things. But trust me - I am a psychologist.
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
It's not a monkey, it's an ape...a chimp to be exact, and she differs only marginally from you - genetically only slightly over 1%, actually!Originally posted by Tybaltus
@CE ANYTHING but a monkey would have been alright. Heck, I would have been happier with a spider.
"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
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I dont care. I cant stand monkeys.Originally posted by C Elegans
It's not a monkey, it's an ape...a chimp to be exact, and she differs only marginally from you - genetically only slightly over 1%, actually!
Can I have a platipus, goldfish, mosquito? All of those are better than monkeys/chimps whatever. The big Apes arent that bad though. I might just ditch poor Rachel somewhere...... But again, you can only prescribe my date, not force me to go, so I think Im in the clear. “Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
Re: And more couples...
The flaws in this particular mateing is obvious, while I do enyoj rain I don't like the same humid air that Nepenthes Hamata does, and unlike her, I can't stand bright light well either. I suggest you either change your decision, or face the consequences.
Im very dissapointed at you CE, I had thought your proffesional attitude wouldnt allow you to set me up with such a obvious misfit just to satisfy your own perverted mind. I find it rather offensive that you choose to abuse your education this way.Originally posted by C Elegans
Dottie: Since you recently said you needed more excitement in life, I decided to send you on a long journey, to place where rugged misty peaks shadow emerald green fields and crystal clear lakes. In the dense forests of Sulawesi, you will meet this exotic lady. She is beautiful, dangerous and irresistable, especially for creatures like you. She won't mind you turning up in a leather skirt, and like you, she has a preference for grass.
The flaws in this particular mateing is obvious, while I do enyoj rain I don't like the same humid air that Nepenthes Hamata does, and unlike her, I can't stand bright light well either. I suggest you either change your decision, or face the consequences.
While others climb the mountains High, beneath the tree I love to lie
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
And watch the snails go whizzing by, It's foolish but it's fun
Re: Re: And more couples...
If we team up, we will have more success against her, Dottie. However you got luckier than I. Id rather be paired with a plant than the chimp.Originally posted by Dottie
I suggest you either change your decision, or face the consequences.
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
@Dottie and Tybaltus: I hear horrible complaints, hey, you two should be happy you got any date at all!
Remember, I do not encourage my patients to swap treatment with each other, swapping treatment can lead to serious and unexpected side effects since the treatment is individualised based on my knowledge of each specific client.
@Tybaltus: It is obvious you need to overcome your inner fear on chimps, perhaps you fear them because you reject how like them you actually are? A close relationship with Rachel may help you overcome this fear.
@Dottie: Nepethes Hamata is considered one of the most attractive of her kind in the world. The tropical nights are long and dark, and I am sure you will enjoy many exciting meetings with her during night time...the long, spiky appedixes on top of this beautiful flower, will may life exciting for you.
Remember, I do not encourage my patients to swap treatment with each other, swapping treatment can lead to serious and unexpected side effects since the treatment is individualised based on my knowledge of each specific client.
@Tybaltus: It is obvious you need to overcome your inner fear on chimps, perhaps you fear them because you reject how like them you actually are? A close relationship with Rachel may help you overcome this fear.
@Dottie: Nepethes Hamata is considered one of the most attractive of her kind in the world. The tropical nights are long and dark, and I am sure you will enjoy many exciting meetings with her during night time...the long, spiky appedixes on top of this beautiful flower, will may life exciting for you.
"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
Moderator of Planescape: Torment, Diablo I & II and Dungeon Siege forums
And the last couples...
HLD and Mental Nomad will go on date on a nice quiet restaurant, but soon the will loose all sense of outside time and space and just talk and talk and talk....even more than HLD does in him posts.
For CM, not much can be done except this. Enjoy.
For Infinite Nature, Aegis and Bloodstalker I couldn't find a good match, so you have to take turns in dating me. Of course only in order for me to gain more information about you.
All complaints should be filed to this address. Thank you.
HLD and Mental Nomad will go on date on a nice quiet restaurant, but soon the will loose all sense of outside time and space and just talk and talk and talk....even more than HLD does in him posts.
For CM, not much can be done except this. Enjoy.
For Infinite Nature, Aegis and Bloodstalker I couldn't find a good match, so you have to take turns in dating me. Of course only in order for me to gain more information about you.
All complaints should be filed to this address. Thank you.
"There are in fact two things, science and opinion; the former begets knowledge, the latter ignorance." - Hippocrates
Moderator of Planescape: Torment, Diablo I & II and Dungeon Siege forums
Im pretty sure of what Im afraid of and what I cant look at because they are so dang ugly. Chimps are the ugliest creature on Earth, IMO.Originally posted by C Elegans
@Tybaltus: It is obvious you need to overcome your inner fear on chimps, perhaps you fear them because you reject how like them you actually are? A close relationship with Rachel may help you overcome this fear.
Perhaps....Perhaps I should walk on top of a cliff wearing a suit of armor in a lightning storm rather than dealing with Rachel....
@Dottie and Tybaltus: I hear horrible complaints, hey, you two should be happy you got any date at all!
Solitude aint bad....
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black