CE's dating service

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 3:59 pm

@Tybaltus: I am tired of the whining Dottilax, I'm heading over to the nearest pub. See you there

@All: Please fill in the form at the previous page. Thank you.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 4:04 pm

@CE OK.

@Dottie Its all good. Sometimes people dont pick up on my sarcasm, and a couple times thats landed me in a bit of trouble.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 4:33 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
As usual I am happy to see Dotticrax suffer.

In order to evaluate the efficency of my service, I appreciate feedback from all the dating couples, both concerning their partner and how the date turned out. Please fill in this form. Your answers will of course be handled confidentially.

1. Rate the choice of partner on a scale from 1-10. ___

1 meaning you'd rather commit suicide than meeting your date and 10 meaning your choice exceeded your wildest and wettest dreams

2. Rate how satisfied you were with the date, on a scale from 1-10. ___

3. Rate how much you'd like to date this person again, on a scale from 1-10. ___

4. If you were not happy with your date, explain why. ____________________________

5. Other comments: ___________________________

1. I would rate AC a 10.

2. I have to rate this at a 4...due to the duct-tape incident at Smores Eat All You Can.

3. A 10, but I would keep her away from duct-tape this time.

4. Well it was going great until she got her hands on the duct-tape...kind of killed the mood.

5. A lovely women, with outstanding taste. I would give her a 10 on the Weasel scale.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 7:03 pm

**sputters, speechless**

That incadint was NOT my fault and you know it, Weasel.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 7:19 pm

Hmm, a date with CE.. As if it could score anything less then a 10.

Finally, a person in which I can meet with, and not have an expectations of sex. Instead, jsut a casual conversation and walk. Was rather nice. That said, the date also gets a 10, as well as if I'd like to see her again. Other comments though... she needs to walk faster

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 7:47 pm

Errr Weasel, why did AC have to duct tape you??

maybe you should have kept your paws to yourself

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 7:55 pm

Don't let him fool you, he probably enjoyed it

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 7:57 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Don't let him fool you, he probably enjoyed it

Scayde and I know you would.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 8:00 pm

That's still no excuse why someone else would want to be as depraved as I am

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 8:01 pm

Bs enjoys a lot of things that shouldn't be mentioned on the board

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 8:05 pm

What do you know of my private life Aegis?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 8:07 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
What do you know of my private life Aegis?

And you were worried about me being a stalker.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 8:08 pm

Re: And more couples...

Originally posted by C Elegans
KidD92.398 and Eminem are both romantic, unpretentious and a bit old fashioned guys. The will have a candle light dinner at a Jamaican restaurant. Both will be dressed casually, in jeans and T-shirt. Then they go off to a bar and chat about life's mysteries over a rhum and coke or two. Perhaps some improvised slow dancing on the floor after a few drinks...The will end the evening with a moonlight walk on the beach, and who knows...maybe they start talking marriage already at this point...

Unbelievable

To think that there are so many females in SYM and Ce paired me with His Highness of Rap MnM. And CE you make some mistakes about the slow dancing thingy, MnM perhaps will sing his "Without Me" song. And FYI the chance of me talking marriage on first date with any women is very slim

@CE : Now get me a woman ! And no Rachel !

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 8:13 pm

@ BS I'm sure he did

As for him being depraved..isn't he your father??

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 8:15 pm

No T, That's Dottie you are thinking about, Veh practically admited to being my father

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 8:17 pm

I don't dare ask about who your mother is

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 8:19 pm

Hopefully, she isn't on this board, as if I found out one of you were my mother, it could cause deep psychological trauma for me

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 8:20 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Hopefully, she isn't on this board, as if I found out one of you were my mother, it could cause deep psychological trauma for me

Just imagine... You wouldn't be able to flirt with her anymore.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 8:21 pm

Of course knowing Veh, you might be part kangaroo

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Aug 24, 2002 8:26 pm

@AC, true, but that would leave me more time for you

Kangarroo? Please T, tell me there was nothing going on between Veh and Captain kangaroo