mystery solved!!! why anomen is such a git...

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 4:25 am

the anomen abuse thread.....

ok, this is a blatant out and out attempt to harvest more ideas....lord mirrabo has said he might, i repeat might, do a anomen abuse mod after he finishes the imoen romance mod, tob portion.....thats at least half a year away, so dont hold your breath...

so i naturally started a anomen abuse thread in his forum, and i and other anoweenie haters have been posting good ideas and suggestions for things to do to this git....

this thread, here, is an out and out attempt to solicit good ideas, and pls post your good ideas for tortures for the git, sorry aqual chan, and i will post a link of this thread to his forum, thus he can take a look and use them on the mod....

to start things off, here is my absolute favorite torture i have yet to come up with....pls only inventive and funny cruelty....

i admit there are somethings even i wont do to him....but i would make myself do it as duty...

the polymorph to neeber scroll....

pc: oh cool a neato spell scroll, amazing this is the only thing demogorgon dropped....ok, i need to test this, anomen, step up and stand straight...

anomen: why oh why am i always the test subject???

pc: reads "polymorph to neeber" scroll...

zap!!!! flash!!!! boom!!!!

anomen: heya, do you think i am pretty???

anomen: heya, dont you think we should go out and be righteous?

anomen: heya, dont you think we should kill the genies? can i tell them we're gonna?

anomen: heya, do you think i have a nice butt....

anomen: heya, dont you think i have a nice body...(poses mr universe style)

pc: OMG!!!!! somebody kill me quick!!!

aerie: no, no, kill me!!! right now!!!!

immie: my eyes, oh my eyes!!!! aerie hit me with a mace!!! hard!!!!

see, some things are even too disgusting and vile even to do to him....

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 4:30 am

I like this thread.....much

Give him a barb rage ability with SK, and have him berserk the Radiant Heart

MasterDarkNinja · Post by **MasterDarkNinja** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 6:13 am

have a paladin from the noble order of the radiant heart working for Anomen's family arch enemy try to get Anomen in jail, have the paladin attack Anomen and then have your group beat the Paladin and then someone tries to say that Anomen has betrayed the noble order of the radiant heart.

also you could use a scroll to give Anomen a gender change just like with Edwin.

EvilEdwin · Post by **EvilEdwin** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 6:15 am

Better if you could get a scroll that turns him into a kobold!

Littiz · Post by **Littiz** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 7:32 am

the polymorph to neeber scroll....

please, DO IT!!!!!

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 7:36 am

Tie his feet and hands to four posts, off the ground, then have an entire gnome family pose on top of his body for a group portrait.

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 9:20 am

Give him the girdle of sex change...(or whatever it is)

Coot · Post by **Coot** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 9:52 am

Nah, the girdle of sexchange will just change him into a man...

Alson · Post by **Alson** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 10:36 am

Originally posted by Coot
Nah, the girdle of sexchange will just change him into a man...

LOL!

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 12:31 pm

Originally posted by Coot
Nah, the girdle of sexchange will just change him into a man...

...with a female avatar!
Great thread User, let´s keep it hot, and bump whenever it needs...

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 1:55 pm

READ THIS!!!!!!!

hey, hey ,hey!!!!

as much fun as imagining and posting various evil and very very fun things to do to him, this thread has a much higher purpose!!!!!

i want to have a bunch of good ideas we can then submit to lord m so if and when he starts work on the anomen abuse mod, he can check this thread, he sees instead of a bunch of ideas on what should be done with "the sexiest man in faerun", all of which are funny, he sees complete dialog ideas and well polished dialogs he can then edit a little and give YOU credit for in his mod!!!!!

see, my first post had the basic idea, dialog, and party responses,.... we want to give lord m such good and polished ideas, so if and when he feels like making the mod, all he has to do is copy the ideas off the forums, here and in the imoen romance forum, and he can just edit slightly, and use weidu to create the mod....he has said if he does the mod, he will act as weidu editor and mostly use fan suggested ideas, to which the fan will get credit in the readme files....

so i want polished and well presented ideas...like my first post, some dialog, and party interactions.....doesnt have to be too polished, just enough to make lord m laugh, and gives him enough material to work with so its EASIER for him to create the mod, rather than just some off the cuff sadism....

not that the off the cuff sadism isnt funny!!!!!

EvilEdwin · Post by **EvilEdwin** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 3:10 pm

Still think he should be turned into a kobold or maybe a gibberling.

Phantom Lord · Post by **Phantom Lord** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 4:31 pm

Polymorph him into a rabid squirrel running berserk if he fails his quest. In case the party takes him to hell make sure he's the one that get's sacrificed in the selfish test - scripted - which leaves place for some funny dialogue and action.

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 7:10 pm

those are funny, but this is what i want in this thread....

anomen: the indignity of it all....to say to my face that i, anomen delryn, hero and champion of the helpless must hide my identity and mingle among the common herd....

pc: well, anoweenie, it did turn out the person who killed your sister did turn out to be a high ranking member of the night knives, the hidden assassins guild of athlanka, so i think its best you hid out for a while away from public notice....and i have heard good things about the witless protection program....

inspector braga: thats witness protection program, melady....(he then notices jan, sitting on aerie's shoulders, attaching a sign to the back of anomen's armor, that said "i am a treeant in illusion...please, oh please spit on me as i am dying of thirst...") i mean, the clueless protection program....

pc: well, at any rate, aintnoman, the useless protection program is definately the best place to put you until the trial is over....

anomen: thats anomen, my lady, i disagree...no matter what the risks, i must continue to travel with you as you need me, and my strong right arm to battle the evil foes of good and virtue.....

pc: but anowilly, think of all the extra risks youre asking the party to take on for your sake...i dont worry about myself, of course, but jan and aerie are both rather easily hurt....(charname sticks a tongue out at the two of them, both who are rolling on the ground trying to suppress their giggles...)

inspector braga: actually my lady, my information sources indicate that the night knives would consider killing this loyal and virtuous knight of helm to be too inflamatory and bring down the wrath of the entire order on them, thus they are most unlikely to make such an attempt...(he mutters out of his mouth, actually they consider this silly git to be not worthy of the honor of a formal attempt, and consider his well being and membership in the order to be the most satisfactory form of attack against the order of helm they could come up with...)

pc: well, it looks like we shall then continue our travels together...sigh....

inspector brega: thank you, my lady, the witness protection program officers and personel thanks you...(for not inflicting this overgrown wind bag on them...)

pc: but anoloser, we are going to have to take some reasonable precautions,,,,either you shave off that moustache and beard, or you walk around the city with your helm visor closed....

anomen: thats anomen, my lady....very well....(clank!) oh no, i cant see a thing!!! (crash!! crack! smash!!!) what in helms name...my eyeholes!!! they have been covered over in lead!!! what a vile trick!!!

jan: you lassie??

aerie: no, not me....

charname: hey knighty boy, use this razor right now!!! (charname winks at aerie and jan...they giggle, and jan says "ah...our leader!")

anomen: thats anomen my lady, oh what a cruel fate, to have to shave off symbols of my manhood and courage....

viccy: well, looks like he wont miss what he never had...

as the party waits, anomen shaves off his facial hair, as a bunch of halfling boys watch, and spit on him...

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 9:45 pm

LOL

AC would destroy half the world if she saw this.

BTW - Viciona would slam Anomen so damn hard about his manhood, her being a drow and all.

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Mon Oct 14, 2002 11:26 pm

i mean sheer easy anomen bashing has been done before...

been there, done that....

but dialog is harder...come on, some stuff he can use...eh????

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 1:23 am

I couldn´t rightly think of some great dialog options, but he should definetly be able to romance either your pc (regardless of gender), Kelsey and Valygal, and maybe Aerie, because she is such a hopeless little git.
Viccy, Sarevok, Edwin and Korgan would banter with him, and Jan wouldn´t understand him at all. Mazzy would give him advices on how to become a real man, and Jaheira would just ignore him.
Minsc and Jan would interact about why they think Anovermin is behaving like a girl, along with Valygal and Girlsey.

And to quote Sir User; You guys like?

*mreow*

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 1:38 am

oh dear...jae is now bashing everyone...duck!!!!

well, what i am trying to do is to provide lord m with a pool of ideas to make his mod making easier...this group sex idea would likely be a 50 meg download...giggle....

"Valygal and Girlsey"...jason is going to come after you, and someone is working on a vaygar romance mod.....

hahahahahahha......

valygal: well, like you know, magic is really really bad for your hair, and makes you, like you know, break out in these really funky rashes, and its just, like you know, such a downer....

bun bun casts cutscene power word kill on valygal and blows her up....

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 1:43 am

Sorry Jason, just couldn´t resist it.

What about... Imman!
No, we better not, this is getting extreme!

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 1:47 am

actually aqua is my main worry....

do you like the spitting image in the last abuse i posted????

wanted to change it to something else...

hint..how else can you water a tree????

but fable would have a fit....

well, as z ratted me out in the tob thread where aqua hangs out a lot, i figure my life is short anyway....