Originally posted by dragon wench ROFL !
Um...if you've been drooling over Gollum... I suggest you seek help from one of SYM's resident professionals very soon.
Come on, what's not to like about the little guy? (okay, he does reek of rotten fish, but besides that) "Give us a hug! We don't have cooties!"
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
35: visit your local duck pond with full scuba gear. tell the onlookers that you have narrowed down the possible locations of atlantis to somewhere in the pond.
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
36- Write a book
37- Do some Mensa math
38- Watch Fight Club 7 times
39- Write your own autobiography
40- Beat yourself with a rusty iron pole
41- slice your artery, so that you can make sure you have 6-8 litres of blood
42. Fall in love
43. Start copying Dalí pictures
44. Water your plants
45. Switch all your clocks from summertime to wintertime
46. Buy X-mas presents
47. Visit your dentist
48. Rate every post in SYM via your own personal SPAM quotient allow a weighting for time of post. Announce a contraversial winner and place your private email account in the post.
Muhahahahahahahahahah - Curdis
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Originally posted by Askal 19. (or is it 21?) Beat yourself up for not scrolling down far enough to see Maharlika already did 17 and 18.
...apply all those bandages to Askal till he stops beating himself up.
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gee I guess 50 is:
50-post replies in a thread called: " nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem"
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
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51. drink
52. make up fake name to use when you go out to hit on everyone else's women
53. hit on every female that comes within a 9 mile radius.
54.visit plastic surgeoun to get your jaw put back in place after your numerous "rejections"
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Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
56. Arrange a dinner party and prepare an assortment of mysterious-looking dishes. Then enjoy the expressions upon your guest's faces as you politely enquire if this is the first time they have sampled garden worms in aspic.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Spoiler
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.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.
Originally posted by dragon wench 56. Arrange a dinner party and prepare an assortment of mysterious-looking dishes. Then enjoy the expressions upon your guest's faces as you politely enquire if this is the first time they have sampled garden worms in aspic.
ROFL! No doubt a dish best eaten cold.
Those who will play with kitties must expect to be scratched.
Many are cold; few are frozen.
Absence is to love what wind is to fire... it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.
Originally posted by frogus What the hell kind of ceiling has knots in?
um, a wooden one?
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.