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Originally posted by Kayless
34. Download The Two Towers Trailer and play repeatedly while drooling over Gollum. Image


ROFL ! :D
Um...if you've been drooling over Gollum... I suggest you seek help from one of SYM's resident professionals very soon. :p
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Originally posted by dragon wench
ROFL ! :D
Um...if you've been drooling over Gollum... I suggest you seek help from one of SYM's resident professionals very soon. :p

Come on, what's not to like about the little guy? (okay, he does reek of rotten fish, but besides that) Image
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"Give us a hug! We don't have cooties!"

LMAO :D
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Hey Grunt, did you ever see your Dungeon Crawl Inc. cameo? :D
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35: visit your local duck pond with full scuba gear. tell the onlookers that you have narrowed down the possible locations of atlantis to somewhere in the pond.
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36- Write a book
37- Do some Mensa math
38- Watch Fight Club 7 times
39- Write your own autobiography
40- Beat yourself with a rusty iron pole
41- slice your artery, so that you can make sure you have 6-8 litres of blood
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42. Fall in love
43. Start copying Dalí pictures
44. Water your plants
45. Switch all your clocks from summertime to wintertime
46. Buy X-mas presents
47. Visit your dentist :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Phantom Lord

43. Start copying Dalí pictures

Haha good idea. love it
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48. Rate every post in SYM via your own personal SPAM quotient allow a weighting for time of post. Announce a contraversial winner and place your private email account in the post.
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LOL BTW How ya doin Curdie :)
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#49
Originally posted by Askal
19. (or is it 21?) Beat yourself up for not scrolling down far enough to see Maharlika already did 17 and 18.
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Good God! Were up to 50 already? :p

gee I guess 50 is:
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51. drink
52. make up fake name to use when you go out to hit on everyone else's women
53. hit on every female that comes within a 9 mile radius.
54.visit plastic surgeoun to get your jaw put back in place after your numerous "rejections"
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55. Counting knots in the ceiling
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Originally posted by Bloodmist
55. Counting knots in the ceiling


hey ive actually done that.it dosent work. it put me to sleep ;P
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What the hell kind of ceiling has knots in? :confused:
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56. Arrange a dinner party and prepare an assortment of mysterious-looking dishes. Then enjoy the expressions upon your guest's faces as you politely enquire if this is the first time they have sampled garden worms in aspic. :D
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Post by thantor3 »

Originally posted by dragon wench
56. Arrange a dinner party and prepare an assortment of mysterious-looking dishes. Then enjoy the expressions upon your guest's faces as you politely enquire if this is the first time they have sampled garden worms in aspic. :D


ROFL! No doubt a dish best eaten cold. :D
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Originally posted by frogus
What the hell kind of ceiling has knots in? :confused:

um, a wooden one? :)
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Or indeed one made of string. Silly of me really. :D
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