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114. Contemplate the size of the universe :confused:


I have always thought that contemplating the size of something bigger than we can understand to be a distinctly hazerdous occupation :D ;)
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Originally posted by Chanak
110. Already familiar with what's in DW's mind, imagine what she'll depict. :D ;)


Yes..but you might run screaming... if you have any sense of self-preservation at all you will stear a wide berth around the borders of my demented mind.... :D :p ;)
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Originally posted by dragon wench
I have always thought that contemplating the size of something bigger than we can understand to be a distinctly hazerdous occupation :D ;)


LOL....You think that might be why I get those headaches :D ;)

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Originally posted by dragon wench

Yes..but you might run screaming... if you have any sense of self-preservation at all you will stear a wide berth around the borders of my demented mind.... :D :p ;)


:rolleyes: you could have warned me too! ;)
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@DW: I thought you would know by now, madmoiselle...demented minds think alike. ;) Far be it for me to run screaming...I usually watch with baited breath. :eek: :p :D

@Ysh: There usually is no suitable warning. These kind of things just happen out of the blue...that's the nature of the demented mind. :D

@Scayde: Can I do something for that headache? Would the White Root remedy do the trick? :cool:
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Originally posted by dragon wench
Yes..but you might run screaming... if you have any sense of self-preservation at all you will stear a wide berth around the borders of my demented mind.... :D :p ;)


LOL...Sort of like
"Contemplating the size of the universe" ?....... :D ;) :cool:

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117. Attempt to get other people to vote for Dungeon Crawl International™ until it breaks the Top 150. ;)
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Originally posted by Kameleon
117. Attempt to get other people to vote for Dungeon Crawl International™ until it breaks the Top 150. ;)


Already did it.. :D :cool:

Good Luck :D
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Originally posted by Chanak
@DW: I thought you would know by now, madmoiselle...demented minds think alike. ;) Far be it for me to run screaming...I usually watch with baited breath. :eek: :p :D

@Ysh: There usually is no suitable warning. These kind of things just happen out of the blue...that's the nature of the demented mind. :D

@Scayde: Can I do something for that headache? Would the White Root remedy do the trick? :cool:



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Originally posted by Scayde
*giggle*...*Kiss*
Captain Amazing's patented Panacea... :p
Guranteed to cure what ails you :D ;)


For you, the pharmacy is open 24 hours, 7 days a week, 365 days a year... ;)

Of course, there is always Nurse Scayde's incredibly effective Hot Wrap Therapy, the only thing I've found that can address that persistent thermostat problem of mine. :cool:

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123. Get a job at a psychic hotline. :p
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Originally posted by Kameleon
117. Attempt to get other people to vote for Dungeon Crawl International™ until it breaks the Top 150. ;)
Actually the Inc. stands for Incorporated (since Dungeon Crawling is their business). Image I appreciate the plug though. :)
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Already did it.. :D :cool:

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Originally posted by Chanak
For you, the pharmacy is open 24 hours, 7 days a week, 365 days a year... ;)

Of course, there is always Nurse Scayde's incredibly effective Hot Wrap Therapy, the only thing I've found that can address that persistent thermostat problem of mine. :cool:


*Giggle*......I am so glad you have found the therapy effective :D ;)


118. Sit down and listen to old records backwards...

119. Brachiate to work or school.

120. Go to the zoo, and mind meld with a gorilla. :eek:

121. Try not to spam for at least one week.

122. Watch the Crocodile Hunter videos naked. :D

123. Get a job at a psychic hotline. :p
*Wonders how many mind melding gorillas give up spamming and watching Crocodile Hunter's naked episodes to swing from the light posts to their jobs at Miss Cleo's psychic hotline where they recieve their sendings by listening to their clients favorite old songs backwards* :eek: :p :cool:

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124: read the last chapter of every single '20s murder mystery you can find in the house, and try to come up with a precise formula to find the culprits.
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Originally posted by Scayde


*Giggle*......I am so glad you have found the therapy effective :D ;)

*Wonders how many mind melding gorillas give spamming and watching Crocodile Hunter's naked episodes to swing from the light posts to their jobs at Miss Cleo's psychic hotline where they recieve their sendings by listening to their clients favorite old songs backwards* :eek: :p :cool: [/b]


Oh yes, I find it provides immmense relief for a...constantly recurring problem. *cough* :D

:cool: *mistletoe kiss* ;) I am impressed. :)
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125 - Destroy everything.
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126.Do a comparative analysis of all major English publications of the Bible with cross references to discrepancies and divergent interpretations.

127.Compare to Gnostic texts

128.Compare to Sanhedrain Papers

129.Compare to Nag Hamadi Library

130.Compare to Apocrypha

131.Compare to Apicrypha

132.Compare to Pseudoepicrypha

133.Compare to Torah

134.Compare to Talmud

135.Compare to Koran


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136. Compare to the Egyptian Book of the Dead.

137. Compare to fable's first post on GB. :eek: ;)
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138. Watch the cult movie Lair of the White Worm (http://www.britishhorrorfilms.co.uk/whiteworm.shtml) while experiencing an altered state of reality :D :cool:
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139. Paint a scene from each of the Ten Commandments on your fingernails :p

140. When you have completed the above paint *your own interpretation* of the Ten Commandments on your toenails :D
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141. Roll down the stairs
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