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Originally posted by Kayless
Actually the Inc. stands for Incorporated (since Dungeon Crawling is their business). Image I appreciate the plug though. :)
Ah, so you spotted my deliberate mistake :p

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142. Start an earthworm farm.

143. Discover how many angels can dance on the head of a pin.
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Originally posted by Chanak
57. Watch Gilligan's Island reruns. :eek:


144. Watch M*A*S*H* reruns :D :D (i love this show)
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Originally posted by Taco Magus
144. Watch M*A*S*H* reruns :D :D (i love this show)


:cool: MASH was an exceedingly awesome show. :D

145. Watch Laverne and Shirley reruns. Schlameel, schlamozzle, Hausenpfeffer Incorporated. :D
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Originally posted by Chanak
:cool: MASH was an exceedingly awesome show. :D

145. Watch Laverne and Shirley reruns. Schlameel, schlamozzle, Hausenpfeffer Incorporated. :D
heh MASH comes on 4 times a day here. i love it. my brother shawn thinks its stupid *shrug* of course he DOES watch gilligans island. i dunno whats wrong with him :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Kameleon
If a few of us vote every day, we can easily get you on the list pretty soon... ;)
I vote everyday! :cool:

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147. Relive traumatic childhood experiences.
148. Plot bloody vengeance.
149. Plan imaginary crimes.
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Originally posted by Askal
147. Relive traumatic childhood experiences.
148. Plot bloody vengeance.
149. Plan imaginary crimes.


150. Design elaborate traps on paper.
151. Read military survival manuals.
152. Kill Barney in effigy. :D
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153. Line up a variety of single malt scotches and fine bourbons upon your table and spend many happy hours trying to decide which variety of whiskey you like better ;) :eek:

Mmmm... I am presently drinking a very nice Kentucky straight bourbon made by the Buffalo Trace distillery :D
There's something about getting into the Christmas Spirits..... :p

154. read War and Peace and try to actually understand every character you encounter... :eek: :rolleyes:

@Chanack, lol! :D There are actually entire web sites dedicated to the complete annihilation of Barney. When our son was small we told him that Barney had been jailed for drag racing a school bus and therefore was no longer on TV :D
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155. Drink Duff with Ear and me in The Rolling Thunder

156. Hire me to give the finger to some one
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LOL.@ Chanak & DW : :D :D :D


157. Place Barney in Microwave on high setting while teaching small children to sing "Pop goes the Weasel" :D
158. Try to figure out where Weasel is hiding.. :(
159. Bake cookies for Weasel :)
160. Eat Weasels cookies :p

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Originally posted by Scayde



157. Place Barney in Microwave on high setting while teaching small children to sing "Pop goes the Weasel" :D


ROFLMAO! :D

158. Get thoroughly drunk and attempt to burp Christmas carols in front of your assembled friends and family. :D
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159. Map the human genome backwards
160. Translate War and Peace to "Ye Olde English"
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161 .sdrawkcab nettirw stsop ruoy lla ekaM :D
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!!aedi good
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hah i od taht lla eht emit no qci :D
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.daer ot drah si sihT .pots esaelP

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162. Feel sorry for yourself, now that you think your girlfriend will break up with you. :(
163. Listen to music to cheer you up. :)
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164. watch the simpsons
165. wish taco wont be sick durring xmas :(
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165. Recite the Cyrillic alphabet while gargling hydrogren peroxide...sdrawkcab. :D

166. Discover why UPS drivers never use parking spots.
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Originally posted by Chanak

166. Discover why UPS drivers never use parking spots.


167. Discover why UPS drivers dont rebel against those shorts they have to wear
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