nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem

Annatar · Post by **Annatar** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 1:53 pm

168. Watch every Jason movie that you taped off *The New TNN* at Halloween

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 2:55 pm

169 Alphabatize everything that you own.
170 Name all the spiders you come across after cleaning your room.
171 Look at all the cards you collected as a child, for the first time in 10 years
172 Kill a cult of parrots.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 6:14 pm

173 - Poison minds.

Annatar · Post by **Annatar** » Tue Dec 24, 2002 10:03 pm

174. Take antidote for poisoned mind

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Dec 25, 2002 9:57 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
ROFLMAO!

158. Get thoroughly drunk and attempt to burp Christmas carols in front of your assembled friends and family.

175. Belch Christmas greetings in four different languages.

Originally posted by Scayde
157. Place Barney in Microwave on high setting while teaching small children to sing "Pop goes the Weasel"

176. Set up martial arts dojo, and use Barney bop bags for punching practice.

177. Invite Barney to your dojo for cookies and milk, and let your students loose on him.

damien the 3rd · Post by **damien the 3rd** » Thu Dec 26, 2002 8:23 am

176. drink near beer and act drunk until someone points out you've been drinking nearbeer

177. throw things at people until one is a grenade

178. write letters in dead languages to people youve never met(the joker)

monggo · Post by **monggo** » Thu Dec 26, 2002 12:54 pm

179 kill Dios

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 5:22 pm

180. Bumb up old threads that are annoying

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 5:28 pm

Originally posted by Taco Magus
180. Bumb up old threads that are annoying

181: pedantically point out spelling mistakes in other people's posts

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 5:29 pm

182. kick the peoples asses who pointout these mistakes

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 5:38 pm

183. Eat the flesh of the living, or dye your hair.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 5:39 pm

184: hide from someone located on the other side of the atlantic
185: sit next to radiators

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Tue Dec 31, 2002 6:34 pm

186. count to 999 999 times

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 3:48 pm

187. Eat Balut.

188. Sing "99 bottles of near beer on the wall."

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Thu Jan 02, 2003 3:49 pm

189. Continually refresh aintitcool.com in hope of any new news about upcoming movies (xmen2, matrix, spiderman, etc etc)

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Sat Jan 04, 2003 7:21 pm

190. Throw bricks at the locals

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Sun Jan 05, 2003 11:22 am

Originally posted by Taco Magus
190. Throw bricks at the locals

191. Make the bars in the cell shine

Taco Magus · Post by **Taco Magus** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 4:01 pm

Originally posted by Bloodmist
191. Make the bars in the cell shine

192. Dig your way out

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 4:23 pm

Originally posted by Bloodmist
191. Make the bars in the cell shine

Any good bar should already sell shine

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Jan 06, 2003 9:51 pm

192. Attempt to get stoned off water
193. Attempt to get high of H20 fumes