nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 12:58 pm

Dammnit, missed the Time Warp!

236 - Attempt to start other popular singalongs....

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 12:59 pm

237. Squash the hopes of other symers by intturupting any attempts of singalongs.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 1:07 pm

238 Actually agreeing with Thug.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 1:13 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
238 Actually agreeing with Thug.

Does this actually help to kill boredom? Is agreeing with Thug actually more thrilling than agreeing with other people?

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 1:26 pm

239. Silence those who would oppose me.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 1:27 pm

Originally posted by frogus
Does this actually help to kill boredom? Is agreeing with Thug actually more thrilling than agreeing with other people?

Yes.

Peace.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 1:28 pm

240: start underground resistance movement. start by buying piano...

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 1:44 pm

241 - Step 'pon chichimans!

242 - Iron all your silk scarves, neckties and boxers.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 1:50 pm

Woops. how could I forget?

243 - Profess to the world that Tupac is still alive, making records, drinkin', smokin', straight West-Coastin' and generally living the Thug Life in a basement in Jamaica (possibly accompanied by Hendrix/Marley/Bruce Lee/Hitler) and that he will return on the seventh of the seventh, 2007, at seven past seven in the morning, and release a limited edition 7-track promo album after killing his rivals in the hiphop world with seven seven inch long air-guns...

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 1:54 pm

244. Delete all of Frogus's posts by hacking the forum, then change his profile to the exact profile of say richard simmons.

245. Smack around anyone who thinks tupacs alive.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 1:55 pm

Originally posted by frogus
release a limited edition 7-track promo album

Umm...since he's been releasing a new album at least every month, surely this has been done already?

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 2:08 pm

Ahh, but Kameleon, this 7 track promo album consists of seven seven-minute long, seven-part fugues with a seven part choir singing lyrics about a legendary seven-headed pimp.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 2:14 pm

246: embark on a quest to find the legendary seven-headed pimp.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 2:18 pm

247: Employ a six-headed pimp to guard the entrance to the seven-headed pimp's house, in order to turn away any pilgrims who are attempting to find him.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 2:20 pm

248 - Make a killing selling big-rimmed hats...

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 2:22 pm

249: find the five-headed pimp, brother of the six-headed pimp, and force him to reveal the location of his brother, and therefore the seven-headed pimp as well.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 2:26 pm

250: Buy up all the big-rimmed hats in the world and use them to create an invincible shield around the pimps' mansion, with all the gaps plugged by very large fur coats.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 2:27 pm

Sorry Kam, I have a monopoly on the ridiculous coats around here *flashes gold teeth*

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 2:27 pm

251: make a battering ram out of solid bling

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 2:29 pm

I bought all them up too.

252: Remove enough gold teeth from the pathetic three-headed pimps of this world and create gold-tooth-launchers to keep the marauders at bay