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nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem

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*heavy breathing is heard in the corner of the thread, along with repeditive "Thwaping" ... kinda sounds like some celery beating against some tanned leather... thwap thwap thwap thwap*

hehh Ehhhe hehhhhe hhh
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Originally posted by RandomThug
*heavy breathing is heard in the corner of the thread, along with repeditive "Thwaping" ... kinda sounds like some celery beating against some tanned leather... thwap thwap thwap thwap*

hehh Ehhhe hehhhhe hhh


LOL....Celery? ...

Oh... :o ....Is that what you're beating :D :p

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*comes out from the corner holding a stalk of celery*

What? What? You've never softened up your celery before eating it? What?
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Originally posted by RandomThug
*comes out from the corner holding a stalk of celery*

What? What? You've never softened up your celery before eating it? What?


Ermm.....No..... :p .....

I don't think I would care much for soft celery
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*grins*

Well good *drops celery*

Cause all I got is a ha....


Hmm... Yes I'll stop there. btw what number are we on?
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Originally posted by RandomThug
*grins*

Well good *drops celery*

Cause all I got is a ha....


Hmm... Yes I'll stop there. btw what number are we on?


LMAO......267: Actually read the thread 999 Wyas to kill Bordem :D

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268. Get ready to go home from work by viewing as much porn in the office as possible.
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Originally posted by RandomThug
268. Get ready to go home from work by viewing as much porn in the office as possible.


LOL....No fair...I can't even get away with reading "jack" at work :(

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Thats what you get when your the person who sets the permissions in the first place.
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Originally posted by RandomThug
Thats what you get when your the person who sets the permissions in the first place.



LOL..Lucky You...but where I work we are monitored by the IT department, and they have guys whose only job is to snitch on the rest of us :rolleyes:

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Bummer. Our IT department is me and my boss. Both relaxed cats... yeah

And I love porn.
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Originally posted by Scayde
LMAO......267: Actually read the thread 999 Wyas to kill Bordem :D
269: reading the thread 999 Ways to kill Bordem before posting a new way to escape booredom that already has been mentioned :D
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270. try to be bored :D
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271: wait for the processor of your computer to show 0% usage in the task manager for win XP :D
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272: wait for a decent discussion to appear on GB for two hours whilst attempting to avoid essay-writing. :mad:
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273: come up with more stuff to write in this thread
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274. Look up the lyrics to a song that you do not know the name of, the writer, or the artist who performed it, :p

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275: go to [url=http://www.lyricsdownload.com/cgi-bin/frames.cgi?[url]lyricsdownload[/url] to find every lyric you ever wanted to know :D
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277: skip one number in the counting to make it go even faster :D
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276 - Make things right again :p
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