nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 7:54 am

278: curse Kam for ruining such a great idea

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 6:58 am

279: try to overclock CPU to 5 GHz and if CPU overheats start working to get money for a new one.......

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 7:10 am

280 - Copy/paste the One Word Story thread and create a literary phenomenon!

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 7:22 am

281: try to bump the one word story but then notice that it seem to have dissapeared

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 8:03 am

282: find the one word story, and copy it out up to page 60 before getting bored. decide to finish it later.

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 8:26 am

Robnark, your life must change! Run away to the circus with me!

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 8:32 am

283: ask people to bump the one word story as I cannot seem to find it.....

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 9:26 am

Originally posted by frogus
Robnark, your life must change! Run away to the circus with me!

284: join a travelling freakshow

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 9:27 am

285: actually creating a list of the first 60 pages of the one word thread and then post the result in it.....

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 9:35 am

Originally posted by garazdawi
285: actually creating a list of the first 60 pages of the one word thread and then post the result in it.....

don't be silly. who'd do something as long-winded and pointless as that?

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 9:38 am

Originally posted by Robnark
don't be silly. who'd do something as long-winded and pointless as that?

hrmmm [size=0]you[/size] hrmm

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 10:04 am

286. Try and learn the alphabet

Skooter327 · Post by **Skooter327** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 10:23 am

Originally posted by garazdawi
279: try to overclock CPU to 5 GHz and if CPU overheats start working to get money for a new one.......

287. Work on an ingenious liqiud-cooled processor system. Try to eliminate all those noisy fans in your computer.

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 10:26 am

Originally posted by Skooter327
287. Work on an ingenious liqiud-cooled processor system. Try to eliminate all those noisy fans in your computer.

288: Look in wallet and realise that the quarter in there isn't going to get me much of a liquid cooler system

Skooter327 · Post by **Skooter327** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 10:29 am

289. Find an old Mustang with a 289. Take it for a spin!

288: Look in wallet and realise that the quarter in there isn't going to get me much of a liquid cooler system

290. Make it yourself!

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 10:31 am

Originally posted by Skooter327
289. Make it yourself!

291: Look once again in wallet and see that the one copper coin cannot be used to create a liquid cooling system or even buy the raw meterials for it

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Mon Jan 13, 2003 12:03 pm

292. Build the largest computer case ever, twelve feet tall thirty feet wide... then crush your enemies with it.

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Mon Jan 13, 2003 2:16 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
292. Build the largest computer case ever, twelve feet tall thirty feet wide... then crush your enemies with it.

LMAO

293: trap the enemies inside the case of your PC

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Mon Jan 13, 2003 3:03 pm

294. Within your giant PC case you have slav... people who are "working" for you... always updating and upgrading it.

295. Clean off guts and blood from bottom of giant case.

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Tue Jan 14, 2003 9:52 am

Originally posted by RandomThug
295. Clean off guts and blood from bottom of giant case.

296: Do all this again while [start_evil_laugh]laughing[/start_evil_laugh]