nine hundred ninety nine ways to kill bordem

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 1:56 pm

345: Tell Thug that calc is a beatiful thing....so symmetric and logical....

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 1:56 pm

346. Give Thug some pointy sticks and join him on his quest, adding to the hit-list "people who remind me of the evil subject - and especially garazdawi"

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 1:59 pm

347. Refer Kam to things to do 227 - 232 and know that Thug has already began gathering his troops for the upcoming war.

348. Arm the troops with Kam's weapons.

349. Realize that it would be cool for Thug to be like Cobra Commander and Kam like Destro the arms dealer.

350. Know that you are a geek.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:02 pm

351. Back away slowly...

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:03 pm

352: tell Thug that you agree with him on pt 350

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:03 pm

353. Quote one of your hero's

354. "THE STREETS WILL FLOW WITH THE BLOOD OF THE NON BELIEVERS"

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:11 pm

355: lern ow o spel agin

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:17 pm

356. CONTINUE AGAIN AND AGAIN TO FAIL AT HANGMAN.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:17 pm

357. plot dirty trickery and revenge on those who would dare to answer before him. Kill all.

Skooter327 · Post by **Skooter327** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:18 pm

Originally posted by garazdawi
338: tell BM that (d/dx)(V=(x^3-5x+3y) is equal to (dV/dx)=3x^2-5+3(dy/dx) and then aks BM if he knows what (d/dx)(K=3x^3) is?

358. *Know* that dK = (9x^2) dx, and dV = (3x^2 - 5)dx + 3 dy.

359. Find the solutions to the matrix:

| 1 1 1 1 | 0 |
| 2 3-1-1 | 2 |
| 3 2-1 1 | 5 |
| 3 6-1-1 | 4 |

360. Try to show superiority in the ranks of the geeks.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:24 pm

361 - Use a spare P4 3.06 w/HT to set up a redundancy firewall

362 - Beat Skooter

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:26 pm

363 Be confused

364 Be glad to still be on vacation

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:28 pm

365. on the Netserver set up the user Tambercombie to have permissions to write to all the directorys on the docushare, but do not set him on the doman rather on the workgroup "Tool Crib" and make sure he isnt set to see the proxy, if he has to be to work with Oracle make sure that the intranet servers victor.edelbrock, victorsr.edelbrock are set in his hosts file.

366. Be a proffesional geek, aka Comp Admin.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:29 pm

367. Set up a old ass pent 1 windows 95 to see through a router hop so it can find the key on the main server. Do this by adding enviromental variables so it wont time out on its request.

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:29 pm

Originally posted by Skooter327
358. *Know* that dK = (9x^2) dx, and dV = (3x^2 - 5)dx + 3 dy.

368: tell Skooter that this the above is just different notation.....

369:
|11|
|-3|
|3|
|3|

Skooter327 · Post by **Skooter327** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:31 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
361 - Use a spare P4 3.06 w/HT to set up a redundancy firewall

362 - Beat Skooter

370. Accurately list bore and stroke dimensions, and years of production for all first generation "mouse" motors.

371. Keep changing the rules of engagement until victory is assured.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:31 pm

372. Go to lunch

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:37 pm

373. Sharpen the edges of a 5 1/4" 10MB HDD and use it like Oddjob's hat on all who would oppose me...boy these things are heavy

Skooter327 · Post by **Skooter327** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:37 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
365. ...victor.edelbrock, victorsr.edelbrock...

You work for Vic ?!?

Originally posted by garazdawi
367: tell Skooter that this the above is just different notation.....

374. Learn correct notation for differential equations.

375. Remind garazdawi, Kameleon, and RandomThug to fix their numbers.

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:38 pm

376: Learn the notation my courseleader uses or fail class.....it's as simple as that....