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Originally posted by Bloodmist
what are we on, 6? 7?
More than 10, I think...
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478. Work at 7 am on sunday morning... BAH
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479: fianlly get round to watching the first Lord of the Rings filum.
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
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480. Wait an hour and a half for a post in SYM
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489. Realize you came in on a sunday morning to work on the unix machines, aka put in new proccessors. Realize HP sent you bad or wrong proccesors cause the machine wont boot. Then accidently unplug the brocade switch and freeze up the production machine. Reboot all the machines and actually get NO WORK DONE CAUSE YOUR HERE FOR NO REASON.

490. *****.
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491; undooing your dreadlocks.

OMG, can't belive Robnark botherd.... :D
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Originally posted by Azmodan
OMG, can't belive Robnark botherd.... :D

ugh, i can't believe it either, really... :rolleyes:
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492. Get dreadlocks

493. Shave off your mohawk, and wait for it to grow back out.
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Originally posted by Robnark
ugh, i can't believe it either, really... :rolleyes:


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494; color the hair in your armpits
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495: Realize that you just have to post number 500!

496: Get closer to 500!

497: Realizing that there is only 3 more ways to list

498: Set of a nuke that kills ALL evil aligned people( except for me ofcourse.....)

499: Count a bit and the realize that there is only 500 ways left to post in this thread....

500: Actually post number 500!!!!!!!
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501. Celebrate that we're more than halfway there
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Originally posted by Bloodmist
451. Celebrate that we're more than halfway there
502. Attempt to convince youngsters that 451 is less than 500 ;)
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503. Edit
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504 Stalk people
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505: wonder why Tyb didn't post anything...... ;)
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Originally posted by Tybaltus
503 Stalk people
506 - Edit some more :p
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507. Get ppl's numbers straight
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Originally posted by garazdawi
505: wonder why Tyb didn't post anything...... ;)


508. Learn garaz the art of highlighting
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509: show BM the end ;) on my post ;) ;) ;)
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510 Post smilies
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