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534. Make flamethrower out of tubes, WD40, and a lighter
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535: get this thread gioing again :rolleyes: :D
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536. Play Magic the Gathering Online.
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537: procrastinate like your life depended on it
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538. Never give up on this thread

539. Make two number posts in one post.
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540 Try to come up with a 540th way to kill boredom
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541. Try to find out a way to cure boredom through hooked on phonics.
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542: discover bug in Frozen Buffalo's AI on Megaman X3, and exploit it for all it's worth.
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543 Count the number of commercials that are ripping you off because of products that are $19.95

544 Buy as many $19.95 products you can

545 Return all $19.95 items slightly used.
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546. Realize that a brand new release CD costs roughly between 15-20 dollars, more on the higher end.

547. Also realize that a two disc DVD with HOURS and HOURS of extra footage and bonus stuff other than the THREE HOUR MOVIE costs roughly 20 dollars.

548. Try to find justification in prices for CD's.

549. Hate record industry.
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1550;
annoy the people that ignore you by deliberatly posting the wrong number, and spell like a retard.
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551. Eat. Food. Fast.
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552. eat crap on your way to work (skateboarding). \

553. Make sure you eat i enough to bleed all down your arm and break your thumb.

554. Impress your bosswith bloody arm.
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555: Install Opera and it works great!!!!
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556: checking if opera can do some cool stuf as IE......
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557: confirming that it can :D
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558: watch imaginary fireworks
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559 Zone out, watching Robnark's avatar: Mega man do the pelvic thrust
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560. Play FIFA 2003! :)
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561: Get the Chimera Armour on Megaman X3! I r0xx0r! I r0xx0r! :cool:
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