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562: posting the mos common way to beat if booredom; sleep ;) (goodnight all guy and gals ;) )
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563.Continue to bleed from your bandaged wound, making it look real gross.

564.Pick on fellow employee's as you work on thier pc get your bloody arm near them.
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565. Wait while Tybaltus finishes typping the post when somebody got the correct word in Hangman :D :D

(No offense Tybs, but I just had to make a post in here.) ;)
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566. Retire from Hangmen the Honoray Champion.

567. Denounce any who try to disprove my title as champion

568. Remember to get tyb the hookers and blow.
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569 Contemplate accepting bribes. :D

570 Try to find more cool pictures to resize to make avatars. :cool:
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571. Think long and hard about starting another game and accept bribes up front :D :D
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Originally posted by Tybaltus
570 Try to find more cool pictures to resize to make avatars. :cool:

572: try to find someone to offload my horrendous number of animated game sprites onto... ;)
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573; join random Yahoo groups
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574: look for toom stone decorations for your own grave (we're all gonna walk the road sometime...... ;) )
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575; post in all the random yahoo groups
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576. Accept Robbys offload of animated gifs.
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577. Seduce someone u like
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578; seduce someone in Sindarin
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Go around asking everybody on the street if they ever wondered converting to SYMology.
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580 remind the local(or loco) symians to put numbers with their replies: :D
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581: wonder if Thug would like an animated wolverine avatar...
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582: wonder where robnark get all those avs from :confused: :confused: :confused:
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583: refuse to tell anyone where I get my gifs :p
(unless they ask very nicely) ;)
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584 - Prostrate self at Altar of Robnark.
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585: remain untalkative, but give frogus an animated worm for his trouble
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